Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film!

[Planet-man]

Iron Man trailer to the silver screen? Apparently it's official.:shock:

**** I hope they don't screw this up. Seems like they're taking it seriously enough, though.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

I can't pinpoint exactly why, but the Onion aggravates me to no extent.

 

[moonmaster]

No, **** this! Hollywood is just going to ruin it again.

How quickly we forget how great the Spider-Man 3 trailer was, but then they had to go and ruin it with the adaptation.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I can't pinpoint exactly why, but the Onion aggravates me to no extent.

Take your humorphobia to another board!

 

[moonmaster]

I can't stand homophones.

 

[Iceshadow]

Take your humorphobia to another board!

Yeah we don't take kindly to your types around here!

 

[Zombipanda]

Edit: I just realized I duplicated moonie's joke, with his response quoted in my post.

oops.

 

[Planet-man]

Okay...

*beats J.Agamemnon to death with a bag full of onions*

Are we done?

 

[moonmaster]

Yeah, give it to 'im, give it to 'im good, in da butt! I mean . . . yeah, give it to 'im good!!

 

[Zombipanda]

Yeah, give it to 'im, give it to 'im good, in da butt! I mean . . . yeah, give it to 'im good!!

We should videotape this merciless beating and put it on Youtube.

 

[moonmaster]

We should videotape this merciless beating and put it on Youtube.

I'm sure we won't be arrested for it and charged as adults!

 

[Zombipanda]

I'm sure we won't be arrested for it and charged as adults!

And if we are charged, our sentence will be commuted by our awesomely high number of YouTube views!

That's how democracy works!

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Take your humorphobia to another board!

I would but people who post on the bendis boards have no soul.

Yeah we don't take kindly to your types around here!

Sir, I don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly to those types around here.

Okay...

*beats J.Agamemnon to death with a bag full of onions*

Are we done?

I'm immune to all vegetables since I'm the son of two nomadic farm workers. And Mexican!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

HA!

The Onion is funny. Sarcasm is so great.

 

[Bass]

This is ****ing genius.

 

[E]

How long until John Byrne posts about how he knows people in the movie industry and they assure him that people can't possibly make movies from a movie trailer, and that The Onion must have their facts wrong?

 

[SSJmole]

This is ****ing genius.

That's what I was going to say!

 

[ProjectX2]

How long until John Byrne posts about how he knows people in the movie industry and they assure him that people can't possibly make movies from a movie trailer, and that The Onion must have their facts wrong?

:lol:

 

[Planet-man]

Whoa, I was just looking at this. Stalker!

 

[moonmaster]

Yeah, give it to 'im, give it to 'im good, in da butt! I mean . . . yeah, give it to 'im good!!

:shifty: