Word Play - Please, Won't You Help Satisfy My Need for Amusement?

[Joe Kalicki]

S H 5

Shipping and Handling $5

 

[Entropy]

The 7 D S. - The Seven Deadly Sins

1 F T M. - One For The Money

S H 5 - Slaughterhouse Five

A B and the 40 T. - Ali Babba and the Forty Thieves

26 T the P G would D, and other P D by M W - (give me a little longer on this one)

EDIT:

Got the last one. But I'll keep it hidden so others can keep trying

Spoiler

Twenty-Six Things the Perfect Guy Would Do, and Other Propoganda Disseminated by Misguided Women

 

[E]

That last one is really bugging me...I feel like I should know it.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Got the last one. But I'll keep it hidden so others can keep trying

Spoiler

Twenty-Six Things the Perfect Guy Would Do, and Other Propoganda Disseminated by Misguided Women

What, did you google 26 or something? I now you didn't know that!

 

[Entropy]

What, did you google 26 or something? I now you didn't know that!

You're right, I didn't . Still, try googling 'Twenty-Six' and tell me how many pages it is before the answer actually appears. You do actually have to figure out a little of it on your own before you can use the decoder ring. It's a pretty simple system, try cracking these.

The C of L 49
The B of T N and a N: 11 S by J B

 

[Planet-man]

The C of L 49
The B of T N and a N: 11 S by J B

I have a feeling that the latter is "The Ballad of T N and an N: 11 Stories by JB" but am not sure otherwise. No one has solved this!

 

[ProjectX2]

The Crying of Lot 49