You know what I like about Batman?

Zombipanda

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Bruce Wayne just puts on a porn star moustache, and he's suddenly strongman Matches Malone.

That's so pimp.

Porn Moustaches are wonderful magic.
 
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I like the fact that all he has to do is kidnap at 12 year old orphan and suddenly...


He's the god-damn Batman.
 
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that a bat**** insane white guy can intimidate an alien that could literally destroy him in a moment's notice, even if Bruce didn't have the kyptonite.
 
that a bat**** insane white guy can intimidate an alien that could literally destroy him in a moment's notice, even if Bruce didn't have the kyptonite.

Why's it matter that he's white, yo?

Hellsbuttmonkey said:
I like the fact that all he has to do is kidnap at 12 year old orphan and suddenly...


He's the god-damn Batman.

:D He's the ******* Batman all along.

Houde said:
That's who Matches is?

See, I read the JLA: Rock of Ages, and I had no idea who Matches was.

Now it all makes sense.

Bet you wish it didn't.
 
Bruce Wayne just puts on a porn star moustache, and he's suddenly strongman Matches Malone.

That's so pimp.

Porn Moustaches are wonderful magic.
When I put on a Porn Moustache, I become Thrust O'Shaunessy.
Why's it matter that he's white, yo?
It is a scientifically proven fact that black people are far more terrifying than whites.

Every time I get on UC, I become afraid that Doom is going to reach through my computer screen and steal my wallet, whilst burning me with his crackpipe.
 
When I put on a Porn Moustache, I become Thrust O'Shaunessy.

And I become T.H. Robin O'Toole. I dare Warren Ellis to tell me I'm not Irish... BRING IT, ELLIS!

moonmaster said:
It is a scientifically proven fact that black people are far more terrifying than whites.

hm.... This sounds racist to me. But...... Science doesn't lie!

moonmaster said:
Every time I get on UC, I become afraid that Doom is going to reach through my computer screen and steal my wallet, whilst burning me with his crackpipe.

I'd be more worried about him unleashing his pitbull through the screen.
 
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I'd be more worried about him unleashing his pitbull through the screen.
Don't worry, he only unleashes his pitbull on other pitbulls in his illegal dogfighting ring.

You've seen how enormous and vicious The Captain is.
 
Don't worry, he only unleashes his pitbull on other pitbulls in his illegal dogfighting ring.

You've seen how enormous and vicious The Captain is.

I bet they smoke marijuana laced with PCP.

that superweed shawty.
 
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Why do black people just refuse to D.A.R.E. to resist drugs and violence like us civil and obedient white folk?
I know. And they're all so angry. What do they have to be so mad about?
 
I don't know. I think the Egyptians kept them as slaves a few thousand years ago or something. I'm not quite sure. I'm not a black history buff.
Damn Bass and his racist ancestors.

I'm just glad that we white people don't have any blood on our hands.

Amen to that.
 
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