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Ultimate Houde

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Since Ice has been gone for the last few days, Project has been without his bestest friend ever. Whenever I sign on to Messenger, he jumps all over like a puppy when you come home. Our conversations are usually short, direct, and nonsensical. One day we spent the whole five minutes like we were high caliber Christians searching the internet for sinners, the next we where, um, being ourselves I think. This whole opening paragraph really doesn't have a point, but hey, I just made you waste you time reading these 90 words.

The other day I log in, Project jumps all over me, I take him outside to pee and poop, comeback inside, yell at him for eating one of my shoes, and settle in to read the paper.

He brings me this.

I read it. Stop. Read it again, and ask him why he brought me this paper.

He replies that it's Wade Wilson.

So Wade is alive, and not pregnant like we all thought. Let's get blogs, and leave him encouraging comments, shall we?
 
Wow. Are we sure that's him?
 
Is he coming back ever? or do we have to start another Cult like we did with Bass, only this time worship involves abusing girls in wheelchairs.
 
Is he coming back ever? or do we have to start another Cult like we did with Bass, only this time worship involves abusing girls in wheelchairs.

pfft, that little ingrate is not worth worshipping. I couldn't worship someone who allows themself to be degraded in the cabana and then lets me film it to make monies.
 
Wade Wilson would like you to know that he is going to shank you all. Seriously.

Also, he is displeased that VVD is also obsessed with the OC and he is afraid of turning into Doom. Seriously, this one time, he kept IMing me "CALIFOOORNIAAAA!" in the middle of a conversation. It was freaky.

Also, if my character and his character in the UC:FF hook up, he's throwing a tantrum and leaving the Internet forever. For reals.
 
Also, if my character and his character in the UC:FF hook up, he's throwing a tantrum and leaving the Internet forever. For reals.

Hmm, you know now that I think about it, there's a pretty good set up for that. Also whenever someone tells me not to do something my first impulse is to do it, specially if it causes a tantrum. So you all better hope I'm not writing the fan fic again. :twisted:
 
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I think I liked WadeWilson.

Did I like him?

I wouldn't put it past you. I liked him though.

I've always been too embarrassed to ask, I like to feel like I'm in the loop

Don't feel bad - I haven't got the foggiest idea what it is.

I could send it to you guys, you know...if you want to be cool.

Wade Wilson would like you to know that he is going to shank you all. Seriously.

Also, he is displeased that VVD is also obsessed with the OC and he is afraid of turning into Doom. Seriously, this one time, he kept IMing me "CALIFOOORNIAAAA!" in the middle of a conversation. It was freaky.

Also, if my character and his character in the UC:FF hook up, he's throwing a tantrum and leaving the Internet forever. For reals.

Haha I don't think anyone was thinking of that till now. Where the hell has he been anyway?

Hmm, you know now that I think about it, there's a pretty good set up for that. Also whenever someone tells me not to do something my first impulse is to do it, specially if it causes a tantrum. So you all better hope I'm not writing the fan fic again. :twisted:

All this Cabana talk has me thinking of a new arc.
:twisted:
 

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