The Dr Pepper Challenge

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Dr Pepper have issued a challenge to Axl Rose (G'n'R frontman) saying if he can get Chinese Democracy out this year, they will give everyone in the USA (Except Slash and Buckethead) a free can of Dr Pepper...

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Holy hell, this is the greatest win-win situation I've ever seen. If the album gets released, I get a free Dr. Pepper, and if it doesn't. . . THAT'S A REWARD IN OF ITSELF!
 
Holy hell, this is the greatest win-win situation I've ever seen. If the album gets released, I get a free Dr. Pepper, and if it doesn't. . . THAT'S A REWARD IN OF ITSELF!

So...you don't like Dr. Pepper? I'm confused.

I used to love the stuff, but I've had too much of the stuff. You grow out of it.
 
I've never had a Dr. Pepper. They don't sell it here.
 
So...you don't like Dr. Pepper? I'm confused.

I used to love the stuff, but I've had too much of the stuff. You grow out of it.

No, I love Dr. Pepper, it's my favorite soda. The reward of the album not getting released is that I won't have to endure what will probably be a terrible flop, both artistically and aesthetically, and tarnish the G & R discography for me forever.

And if it does get released, I get a free Dr. Pepper out of the deal.

Victor Von Doom said:
I'm a Coke man myself.

Oh, thank god you didn't say something really stereotypical like Fanta. It would have shattered my conceptions of you.
 
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Nothing better then a Dr. Pepper. Except the occasional Mt. Dew.

I hope he doesn't release it. I want my free Dr. Pepper.
 
Oh, thank god you didn't say something really stereotypical like Fanta. It would have shattered my conceptions of you.

Who uses Fanta as their go to soft drink?

Nothing better then a Dr. Pepper. Except the occasional Mt. Dew.

I hope he doesn't release it. I want my free Dr. Pepper.

You only get the drink if G&R release the album this year.
 
Yeah, I read this last night...while drinking a Dr. Pepper!

I love Dr. Pepper, though I only have it occasionally.

This would be great, since not only will I get a free Dr. Pepper, but I'll be able to laugh at how awful the new Guns n Roses album will be, and how much time stupid Axl Rose has wasted on it.
Oh, thank god you didn't say something really stereotypical like Fanta. It would have shattered my conceptions of you.
. . . So what you're saying is . . . black people like Fanta?
You know what they should do instead of this? If it gets released, everybody in Sierra Leone gets a free Dr. Pepper. Make him look like an ******* if he doesn't do it.
:lol::lol::lol:
 
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. . . So what you're saying is . . . black people like Fanta?

Let me put it like this. I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and have this time-consuming story involving me having to substitute for someone at another store in "the hood" and a loooong conversation with a gentleman there about Fanta. While he was buying fried chicken.

Yes, I felt like I was caught in a bad ****ing joke.
 
Oh, thank god you didn't say something really stereotypical like Fanta. It would have shattered my conceptions of you.

I hate orange, grape, strawberry, watermelon, etc flavored sodas. I think anyone over the age of 10 drinking them should be hung by their pinky toes.

. . . So what you're saying is . . . black people like Fanta?

Not as much as we love our red Kool-Aid.

Let me put it like this. I worked at a grocery store when I was younger and have this time-consuming story involving me having to substitute for someone at another store in "the hood" and a loooong conversation with a gentleman there about Fanta. While he was buying fried chicken.

Yes, I felt like I was caught in a bad ****ing joke.

I hate when my people perpetuate stereotypes.
 
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