Worst dialogue in a comic book movie

[The Overlord]

What are some examples of the worst dialogue in comic book movies? Here's some of my choices:

"Freeze in Hell Batman" Mr. freeze from Batman and Robin.

"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy tummy, tummy." Loony Bin Jim from Punisher War zone.

 

[DARKKNIGHT]

"He's flying on rooftops!" - Batman Begins. It's overall a great movie, which makes this incredibly stupid line stand out all the more.

 

[Jaggyd]

"I KNEW you were gonna say that"

"I AM the Law!"


well... honestly, most of Judge Dredd's script.

 

[bluebeast]

Nicholas Cage's entire script from Ghost Rider.

 

[Planet-man]

Lex Luthor, Superman Returns: "You're....not....seeing....the....big....PIC....ture!"

Oh god, shut up.

 

[Iceshadow]

"What happens when toad gets struck by lightning?"

 

[Dancanread]

"What happens when toad gets struck by lightning?"

What made that worse is that the proper, more awesome response, "It croaks", was not in fact used.

 

[Zombipanda]

What made that worse is that the proper, more awesome response, "It croaks", was not in fact used.

That would have been terrible.

The only possible redeeming follow-up to the question would have been if Toad had actually exploded in flesh-shrapnel like a bite-sized man pinata.

 

[Random]

"What happens when toad gets struck by lightning?"

I will say, she actually delivered the line pretty well, so it gives you a second or two before you realize "Wait a minute... that made no ****ing sense?"

What made that worse is that the proper, more awesome response, "It croaks", was not in fact used.

That would have been terrible.

The only possible redeeming follow-up to the question would have been if Toad had actually exploded in flesh-shrapnel like a bite-sized man pinata.

It would have been terrible but it would have been much better and gotten a cheap laugh

 

[Zombipanda]

It would have been terrible but it would have been much better and gotten a cheap laugh

I disagree.

X-Men would have been WAY better if they'd gotten David Cronenberg to direct it.

 

[Gemini]

"Soooooo good" Harry Osborn - Spider-Man 3

 

[SSJmole]

Carmine Falcone: "What the hell are you?"
Batman: I'm Batman!


See here Is my problem. First No ****. Been dressed like a bat and having the logo ect.. I thought you were superman. Second Is an obvious attempt to have him say "I'm batman" so they could use it the trailer. For the second problem they should have borrowed the idea Lucas did with Star wars Episode I Darth Maul trailer. Something like his "Fear" speech they used in trailer only because in context of the film it wouldn't work.


This line proves why Christopher Nolan is a bad director. He feels the need to remind the audience who bat man is because he knows his film is so all over the place, People wouldn't be able to tell on their own.


Had he of made a nice easy to follow story it could have gone like this , Carmine Falcone "What the hell are you?" Batman "I'm justice." and would have worked so much better. And do you know why? Falcone asks WHAT not WHO. So in answering a What with the who he is. The world's greatest detective looks like a moron who can not understand a simple question. Way to **** up batman Nolan.

So that is in my opinion the worst dialogue in a comic book movie

 

[thee great one]

Carmine Falcone: "What the hell are you?"
Batman: I'm Batman!


See here Is my problem. First No ****. Been dressed like a bat and having the logo ect.. I thought you were superman. Second Is an obvious attempt to have him say "I'm batman" so they could use it the trailer. For the second problem they should have borrowed the idea Lucas did with Star wars Episode I Darth Maul trailer. Something like his "Fear" speech they used in trailer only because in context of the film it wouldn't work.


This line proves why Christopher Nolan is a bad director. He feels the need to remind the audience who bat man is because he knows his film is so all over the place, People wouldn't be able to tell on their own.


Had he of made a nice easy to follow story it could have gone like this , Carmine Falcone "What the hell are you?" Batman "I'm justice." and would have worked so much better. And do you know why? Falcone asks WHAT not WHO. So in answering a What with the who he is. The world's greatest detective looks like a moron who can not understand a simple question. Way to **** up batman Nolan.

So that is in my opinion the worst dialogue in a comic book movie

!!!!!!

Bad director!?

:shock::shock::shock:


I am Batman is a line from the comics. How would they know his name is Batman if he didn't tell them?

His film is all over the place? I can't ever fathom you and your opinions

That was great scene.

 

[DARKKNIGHT]

Carmine Falcone: "What the hell are you?"
Batman: I'm Batman!


See here Is my problem. First No ****. Been dressed like a bat and having the logo ect.. I thought you were superman. Second Is an obvious attempt to have him say "I'm batman" so they could use it the trailer. For the second problem they should have borrowed the idea Lucas did with Star wars Episode I Darth Maul trailer. Something like his "Fear" speech they used in trailer only because in context of the film it wouldn't work.


This line proves why Christopher Nolan is a bad director. He feels the need to remind the audience who bat man is because he knows his film is so all over the place, People wouldn't be able to tell on their own.


Had he of made a nice easy to follow story it could have gone like this , Carmine Falcone "What the hell are you?" Batman "I'm justice." and would have worked so much better. And do you know why? Falcone asks WHAT not WHO. So in answering a What with the who he is. The world's greatest detective looks like a moron who can not understand a simple question. Way to **** up batman Nolan.

So that is in my opinion the worst dialogue in a comic book movie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I would explain why you are completely wrong, but TGO already did it.

 

[thee great one]

I didn't explain anything. I'm in too much shock.

 

[DARKKNIGHT]

i accidentally posted something twice...disregard this.

 

[Lynx]

"Soooooo good" Harry Osborn - Spider-Man 3

I laughed at that. I thought it was great!

And Mole, I know you have a lot of unorthodox opinions and I respect that, but Christopher Nolan is a bad director? Really?? You didn't like Begins or TDK?

 

[Random]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I would explain why you are completely wrong, but TGO already did it.

There's a lot more you can add to why he's wrong, but it's like telling a panda why sticking a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. The reasons are obvious and even with detailed power point explanation he'd probably still won't get it.

 

[SSJmole]

!!!!!!

Bad director!?

:shock::shock::shock:


I am Batman is a line from the comics. How would they know his name is Batman if he didn't tell them?

His film is all over the place? I can't ever fathom you and your opinions

That was great scene.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I would explain why you are completely wrong, but TGO already did it.

I laughed at that. I thought it was great!

And Mole, I know you have a lot of unorthodox opinions and I respect that, but Christopher Nolan is a bad director? Really?? You didn't like Begins or TDK?

There's a lot more you can add to why he's wrong, but it's like telling a panda why sticking a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. The reasons are obvious and even with detailed power point explanation he'd probably still won't get it.

:arrgh:Wow, No one got that was a JOKE? :roll: Seriously?

 

[McCheese]

There's a lot more you can add to why he's wrong, but it's like telling a panda why sticking a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. The reasons are obvious and even with detailed power point explanation he'd probably still won't get it.

Exactly.

 

[bluebeast]

I bet if he had said "I'm Venom" he would've ****** in his pants.

 

[Random]

:arrgh:Wow, No one got that was a JOKE? :roll: Seriously?

Usually jokes like that should be more obvious than probable.

I bet if he had said "I'm Venom" he would've ****** in his pants.

This gave me quite a good laugh

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Mole is hilarious

I pretty saw Fantastic Four 2 was one big joke line. Then again, I don't remember any of it.

 

[Zombipanda]

There's a lot more you can add to why he's wrong, but it's like telling a panda why sticking a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. The reasons are obvious and even with detailed power point explanation he'd probably still won't get it.

.....


Why the panda hate?

 

[The Overlord]

:arrgh:Wow, No one got that was a JOKE? :roll: Seriously?

You have to be careful joking on the net, lots of people say silly things on the net and mean for them to be serious and on the net there is no tell what kind of tone you are using. You almost have to be completely obvious on the net or use lots of happy faces.

Back on topic:

"Laurel Hedare: Game over!
Catwoman: Guess what? It's overtime!"

From Catwoman, can you get anymore cliched then that?

 

[ProjectX2]

I knew Mole was joking.

"I guess one man can make a difference. 'Nuff said." - Stan Lee, Spider-Man 3.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I remember that line in FF2 now.

"Of course it can make it across the world really fast, it's got a hemi!"

 

[Zombipanda]

I remember that line in FF2 now.

"Of course it can make it across the world really fast, it's got a hemi!"

Starring Tim Allen as Mr. Fantastic! Pam Anderson as the Invisible Gal! and Larry the Cable Guy as the Ever-Lovin' (as long as you aren't an A-rab or a queer) Thing!

 

[Random]

I knew Mole was joking.

"I guess one man can make a difference. 'Nuff said." - Stan Lee, Spider-Man 3.

I didn't mind just because I love Stan Lee's voice, I hope my voice is that awesome when I'm old

Starring Tim Allen as Mr. Fantastic! Pam Anderson as the Invisible Gal! and Larry the Cable Guy as the Ever-Lovin' (as long as you aren't an A-rab or a queer) Thing!

This would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[ultimatedjf]

"What happens when toad gets struck by lightning?"

What made that worse is that the proper, more awesome response, "It croaks", was not in fact used.

No, what made it worse is that the line was written by Joss Whedon.