Spider-Man webswings though the city and hears a bank alarm.
SM- Hey stop right there.
The twin siamise mutants turn around and look at him.
SM- WTF are you?
Syndicate- We're Syndicate.
SM - Oh crap not another loser saying we. I already have Venom, Carnage, Doc Ock, & Green Goblin to deal with.
S- Shutup we mean business.
SM - You're not really a Dr.Doom are you?
Blink - Sorry Spider-Man he's with us.
SM- Exiles what are you doing here.
B- sorry he hitched a ride when we visited the Ultimate universe.
SM- The what?
B- well in that world you're still a teenager. The green gobiln is a Hulk ripoff. The avengers are the Ultimates. Thor's crazy. Apocolypse & Loki isn't real. Evrybody that died have stayed dead. Harry's the hulkin Hobgoblin. You never went out with Gwen instead she was killed by Carnage which was a generic clone of you, the lizard, & Venom.
SM- You know I thought the clones I had were weird.