Dancanread
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I'm trying to think of something snappy to say, but all I have is...
"Huh."
why???
i'm with you there. i wonder what this means for Mighty?
that's good for bagley, the guy must be so sick of drawing Spider-Man and Symbiotes by now
That would be absolutely great if it actually happened"Hey Mark, how's it hangin'? That's great, good to hear. Right, so listen up, 'cuz we got your first gig ready!
What is it you say? Well, we've buried all our hatchets and what not with Marvel and guess what?
WE'RE GONNA DO A CROSS-COMPANY CROSSOVER AGAIN!
Awesome news, huh? Yeah, I was totally left speechless, too!
I'm e-mailing you the whole story now.
Andbythewayspider-manisthemainguysogoodluckandallthat.CLICK."
Now, what would make a cool April Fool's type joke is that DC would go:
"Hey Mark, how's it hangin'? That's great, good to hear. Right, so listen up, 'cuz we got your first gig ready!
What is it you say? Well, we've buried all our hatchets and what not with Marvel and guess what?
WE'RE GONNA DO A CROSS-COMPANY CROSSOVER AGAIN!
Awesome news, huh? Yeah, I was totally left speechless, too!
I'm e-mailing you the whole story now.
Andbythewayspider-manisthemainguysogoodluckandallthat.CLICK."
:lol:"Mark, we want to start you off with something really fresh. We've got this new character. He's called 'The Lemur'."
"Okay."
"He's really this guy named Paul Parler. He's a photographer for a big magazine in New York City. But he's also a high swinging superhero who fights crime and spouts all kinds of witty remarks."
"Um. This sounds kind of familiar."
"No this guy is totally new. He also has a red-headed girlfriend named Mary Beth."
"I told you I'm sick of drawing the same thing."
"But you're not! Here, I'm faxing you a sketch of him. Tell me what you think."
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"Are you ****ing serious?"
"What?"
"Oh come on! He's got webs on his costume! What do webs have to do with lemurs!"
"How do you know that Lemurs don't live in webs?"
"Because they're ****ing monkeys!"
"You're not a primatologist, Mark, and you really need to start accepting that."
"Gah! I'm not going to take this. I'll just go somewhere else if you're going to treat me like this."
"Just one more thing. I'm faxing you an image of your paycheck."
"...Hmm...Tell me more about The Lemur. What kind of villains does he have?"
"Red Elf, Doctor Squid, Poison. He's already got a full stable."
"I like it..."
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"Mark, we want to start you off with something really fresh. We've got this new character. He's called 'The Lemur'."
"Okay."
"He's really this guy named Paul Parler. He's a photographer for a big magazine in New York City. But he's also a high swinging superhero who fights crime and spouts all kinds of witty remarks."
"Um. This sounds kind of familiar."
"No this guy is totally new. He also has a red-headed girlfriend named Mary Beth."
"I told you I'm sick of drawing the same thing."
"But you're not! Here, I'm faxing you a sketch of him. Tell me what you think."
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"Are you ****ing serious?"
"What?"
"Oh come on! He's got webs on his costume! What do webs have to do with lemurs!"
"How do you know that Lemurs don't live in webs?"
"Because they're ****ing monkeys!"
"You're not a primatologist, Mark, and you really need to start accepting that."
"Gah! I'm not going to take this. I'll just go somewhere else if you're going to treat me like this."
"Just one more thing. I'm faxing you an image of your paycheck."
"...Hmm...Tell me more about The Lemur. What kind of villains does he have?"
"Red Elf, Doctor Squid, Poison. He's already got a full stable."
"I like it..."
"Mark, we want to start you off with something really fresh. We've got this new character. He's called 'The Lemur'."
"Okay."
"He's really this guy named Paul Parler. He's a photographer for a big magazine in New York City. But he's also a high swinging superhero who fights crime and spouts all kinds of witty remarks."
"Um. This sounds kind of familiar."
"No this guy is totally new. He also has a red-headed girlfriend named Mary Beth."
"I told you I'm sick of drawing the same thing."
"But you're not! Here, I'm faxing you a sketch of him. Tell me what you think."
![]()
"Are you ****ing serious?"
"What?"
"Oh come on! He's got webs on his costume! What do webs have to do with lemurs!"
"How do you know that Lemurs don't live in webs?"
"Because they're ****ing monkeys!"
"You're not a primatologist, Mark, and you really need to start accepting that."
"Gah! I'm not going to take this. I'll just go somewhere else if you're going to treat me like this."
"Just one more thing. I'm faxing you an image of your paycheck."
"...Hmm...Tell me more about The Lemur. What kind of villains does he have?"
"Red Elf, Doctor Squid, Poison. He's already got a full stable."
"I like it..."
The pic ain't showing moony.
You're not showing!