I hate when the balls you want to touch cling to the balls you don't want to touch. Too bad you ca't separate them somehow.
156 is my highest so far...
Is this the part of the post where I make a redundant joke that is blaringly obvious and cliché?
Need I remind you how gay this thread is?
132 balls. That's my record. But I will touch the most balls. I must.
I did it first. I am the original balltoucher.
You don't have the magic touch.
Suck on that Ourchair.
Creepiest. Post. Ever.
Go on and touch the balls, LALA!
Come on people, don't be shy, it's really easy to go on and
TOUCH THE BALLS!