Batman's Origin Retold

One of the headlines seen in the comic: "POLICE WARN OF BIZARRE 'MOON-MAN' PRESSING BARE BUTTOCKS AGAINST GOTHAM WINDOWS" Uh,.......I just want to assure you that I've never ever been to Gotham City. Never. Ever.
Bruce on Batman's costume: "The muted tones say 'Business up front!' but the cape screams 'Party in the back!'"
"Mexican Gardener Strikes"

How the hell did they find out it was me.... :shock:

*runs away from sirens*
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