Britney Spears Has Been Kidnapped By V!

[Joe Kalicki]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Also this all happened so suddenly, its so out of the blue

Yeah, it's totally blindsiding. I mean, she goes from marrying some jagoff who left his pregnant girlfriend for her to having two kids in one year to splitting up with said jagoff husband to partying with other famous people who she apparently met at some point. . . ? to having her vagina plastered over the internet, to shaving her head and trying to kill herself.

 

[Hibiki]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

K-Feds plans to get his bike back have come to fruition. If all goes well, he will be with britney by the months end. That or she mixed medication with her 5 oclock martini.

 

[thee great one]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Does the thread title means she's finally losing her virginity?

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Does the thread title means she's finally losing her virginity?

She lost it to Justin Timberlake when she was 18, weren't you paying attention?

 

[thee great one]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

She lost it to Justin Timberlake when she was 18, weren't you paying attention?

The what?

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

I can't believe we're talking about this. I spend all day avoiding celebrity gossip like rape, come home and find you guys gossiping about Britney like a bunch of 13 year old girls.

I have no reservations though; it's funny. She's a public figure and she went crazy. Crazy people are funny.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

I can't believe we're talking about this. I spend all day avoiding celebrity gossip like rape, come home and find you guys gossiping about Britney like a bunch of 13 year old girls.

Like, OH MY GAWD! TOMMY WAS AT THE MALL! And he so checked out my ***!

And did you see Carla, the skank showing off her tramp stamp!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Like, OH MY GAWD! TOMMY WAS AT THE MALL! And he so checked out my ***!

And did you see Carla, the skank showing off her tramp stamp!

Totally...and do you know she had the nerve to wear the same GAp shirt I was wearing to Steven's party last week.

*****....

 

[Entropy]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

I spend all day avoiding celebrity gossip like rape

This is quite possibly the funniest and most enlightened statement ever written.

 

[DIrishB]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Anal sex...another preventative to the terrible plague that is post-partum depression.

 

[moonmaster]

Re: Britney Spears is losing it

Yeah, this isn't really funny anymore.

Oh, and just so I don't sound like some crazy new age hippy, I wish this thread still had its Kidnapped by V name.

YES. "Britney Spears is losing it" is a totally lame title in comparison.

Like, OH MY GAWD! TOMMY WAS AT THE MALL! And he so checked out my ***!

And did you see Carla, the skank showing off her tramp stamp!

omg u could totally c her coin slot

ill text u bout what i saw

Anal sex...another preventative to the terrible plague that is post-partum depression.

You should do a book with Brooke Shields.

 

[E]

Thread title changed back. Thank teh Kalicki.

 

[Planet-man]

I'd feel bad for her if she didn't bring most or all of this on her self.

 

[DIrishB]

You should do a book with Brooke Shields.

We're in talks now with Simon & Schuster.

Coincidentally, Tom Cruise is writing a similar book involving the anus...though his is in an attempt to find Xenu in his own colon.

Why that required Katie Holmes using a baseball bat on Cruise is unknown to me, however.

 

[Goodwill]

Britney is now claiming to be the anti-christ... She even shaved "666" into the side of her head. :roll:

 

[Hibiki]

Britney is now claiming to be the anti-christ... She even shaved "666" into the side of her head. :roll:

no, her head was already shaved. I believe she scribbled it with a marker

 

[Joe Kalicki]

no, her head was already shaved. I believe she scribbled it with a marker

I'm sure there's an important distinction there somewhere.

 

[Goodwill]

Either way, she's claiming to be Satan. No need to argue or defend her... She's a loony toon.

 

[SSJmole]

Britney is now claiming to be the anti-christ... She even shaved "666" into the side of her head. :roll:

Again I say its an act. just to get publicity. Most likely she'll try doing dark music when she gets out.

 

[Hibiki]

Again I say its an act. just to get publicity. Most likely she'll try doing dark music when she gets out.

she should duet with danzig.