Dracula Milosevic

Hellsbuttmonkey

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Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".
 

Caduceus

The Original Muffins Man
Well, he's fairly close to the top of the list of people you don't really want coming back with supernatural powers.
 

Titan

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Thats just awesome on so many levels.

More Vampire hunters are greatly needed in today's society. :rockon:

-Titan
 

Joe Kalicki

Well-Known Member
"popped his clogs. . . ?"

Sounds like a Dutch Wolverine.

Anyway, this does rule. Let's go dig up Anna Nicole now.
 
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