Dreamcasting #30 - Marvel Knights

If we could get a cross between Compound and Disorder's movie, i could die happy.

I'm going to pull my list together for tonight.
 
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Top: Adrian Pasdar, Peta Wilson, LL Cool J, Donnie Yen, Josh Lucas
Bottom: Kurt Russell, Ciaran Hinds, Robert Knepper, Barry Pepper, Rufus Sewell



DaredevilAdrian Pasdar

Black WidowPeta Wilson

Luke CageLL Cool J

Shang ChiDonnie Yen

Moon KnightJosh Lucas

Frank CastleKurt Russell

KingpinCiaran Hinds

Purple ManRobert Knepper

JigsawBarry Pepper

BullseyeRufus Sewell




To be honest, I'm really not in the mood to explain my choices. I know it's a bit lazy of me, but I got no other reasoning to my decision other than "Doom Don't Wanna".

The only one I want to explain is my Punisher. Seriously, Jane did a superb job. And I believe Ray Stevens will also do a brilliant job---but since we can't use them, I've been wanting to see Russell as Frank Castle ever since Tarantino's Death Proof.


Also...Donnie Yen is the ****ing man!!!!
 
If I assemble my cast in time it will be controversial because Luke Cage... is not black.

...


No, not black Robert Downey, Jr.
 
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You want unconventional?

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Daredevil – Forest Whitaker

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Black Widow – John Goodman

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Luke Cage – Ellen DeGeneres

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Shang Chi – Zac Efron

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Moon Knight – Dakota Fanning

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Frank Castle – Kathy Bates

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Kingpin – Tara Reid

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Purple Man – Bill Cosby

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Jigsaw – John Cleese

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Bullseye – Gilbert Gottfried
 
You want unconventional?

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Daredevil – Forest Whitaker

john_goodman.jpg

Black Widow – John Goodman

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Luke Cage – Ellen DeGeneres

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Shang Chi – Zac Efron

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Moon Knight – Dakota Fanning

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Frank Castle – Kathy Bates

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Kingpin – Tara Reid

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Purple Man – Bill Cosby

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Jigsaw – John Cleese

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Bullseye – Gilbert Gottfried
SOLD!!


I'll you see at work Monday morning.
 
Though to be fair, naked Kathy Bates as Punisher trumps everything in Bass' entry.

FACT!


I also took some time out to actually assess any possible idea that the actors DSF used could actually play the roles.

Dakota Fanning --- if this were based on Ultimate Moon Knight, she could easily play part of his demeted psyche.

Zac Effron --- has no soul and probably wouldn't hesitate breaking a man's arm or kicking him in the throat if he knew kung-fu. And I would totally have Effron playing Chi as a white boy who thinks he's asian.

Tara Reid --- as the Kingpin of Crime would be hilarious. If she were to play the part as a *****y businesswoman much like Ricadonna in Marvel's Daughters of the Dragon.

John Cleese --- would be great to see Jigsaw portrayed as an aging yet disfigured crime boss looking for revenge against the man who murdered his family. I could see his condecending attitude play perfectly against a squad of bumbling thugs.
 
And Ellen would just put on some blackface and do Luke Cage as he is in the MAX series.

AND like LL Cool J, she also is a fan of white women.
 
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I want to photoshop that image of ellen into blackface, but i think it would make me feel bad about myself as a person.
 

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