For all you Chuck Norris Fans out there...

[Goodwill]

I'm guessing the incessant Chuck Norris rants are partly because of www.chucknorrisfacts.com, correct?

"If Chuck Norris is late, time better hurry the **** up."

 

[McCheese]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

The oxymoron here is " Chuck Norris + Fans ". There's really no such thing.

 

[Ice]

The oxymoron here is " Chuck Norris + Fans ". There's really no such thing.

Are you saying Chuck Norris has no fans?

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Are you saying Chuck Norris has no fans?

Yeah.

 

[McCheese]

The oxymoron here is " Chuck Norris + Fans ". There's really no such thing.

How dare you say that about Chuck Norris!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

 

[Ice]

Yeah.

Wow. The hatred in your heart....

:shifty:

 

[moonmaster]

I think MWoF really needs to get some of that sand out of his vagina.

 

[Ice]

Chuck Norris has his own music video where he helps and beats up an old women on SNL. Does the Hoff?

NOPE!

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

And its not just Chuck Norris..... It's the YOUNG Chuck Norris. If he was like this when young, imagine now!

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

Jack Bauer.

 

[Random]

And its not just Chuck Norris..... It's the YOUNG Chuck Norris. If he was like this when young, imagine now!

Chcuk Norris transends time itself.

 

[McCheese]

Chuck Norris is so hardcore he is willing to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

 

[Random]

Chuck Norris is so hardcore he is willing to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

In that case, if Cheney accidently shoots at Chuck they would be deflected by his Aura

 

[Nurhachi]

Chuck Norris fears Bruce Campbell

 

[McCheese]

Chuck Norris doesnt fear Bruce Campbell

No Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thee great one]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.


Vin Diesel created time when he sneezed.

 

[McCheese]

Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.

Another Blasphemor!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

 

[Random]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.


Vin Diesel created time when he sneezed.

And Jack Bauer created Vin Diesel when he took a ****

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

Another Blasphemor!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

That paper was later been recognized as the most important document since the 10 commandments.