For all you Chuck Norris Fans out there...

McCheese

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
TheManWithoutFear said:
The oxymoron here is " Chuck Norris + Fans ". There's really no such thing.
Are you saying Chuck Norris has no fans?
 

McCheese

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TheManWithoutFear said:
The oxymoron here is " Chuck Norris + Fans ". There's really no such thing.
How dare you say that about Chuck Norris!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
I think MWoF really needs to get some of that sand out of his vagina.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Chuck Norris has his own music video where he helps and beats up an old women on SNL. Does the Hoff?

NOPE!
 
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Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
Ultimate Quicksilver said:
And its not just Chuck Norris..... It's the YOUNG Chuck Norris. If he was like this when young, imagine now!
Chcuk Norris transends time itself.
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
McCheese said:
Chuck Norris is so hardcore he is willing to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
In that case, if Cheney accidently shoots at Chuck they would be deflected by his Aura
 

thee great one

Master of TOG-fu.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.


Vin Diesel created time when he sneezed.
 
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McCheese

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thee great one said:
Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.
Another Blasphemor!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
thee great one said:
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris.


Vin Diesel created time when he sneezed.
And Jack Bauer created Vin Diesel when he took a ****
 

Ultimate Quicksilver

Well-Known Member
McCheese said:
Another Blasphemor!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

That paper was later been recognized as the most important document since the 10 commandments.
 

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