Help With Ultimates 3

-beardoms-

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I haven't read any of the ultimates 3 issues yet, i am going to wate until they are al released into tpb form.

But i have a question, are the characters supposed to look different from there previous versions, i mean the wasp is no longer asian! Now i have also read that part of the reason they look different is because they are robots! So are they actually supposed to look different or is it that penciller f***** up?

So the fact they are robots is the fact they look completley different, if so where are the real ultimates?
 

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Didn't **** any of those *****es
I haven't read any of the ultimates 3 issues yet, i am going to wate until they are al released into tpb form.

But i have a question, are the characters supposed to look different from there previous versions, i mean the wasp is no longer asian! Now i have also read that part of the reason they look different is because they are robots! So are they actually supposed to look different or is it that penciller f***** up?

So the fact they are robots is the fact they look completley different, if so where are the real ultimates?

If you love Ultimates 1 and 2, never read 3, trust me you're life will be better. It's full of retardedness, inconsistency, and continuity errors, my god the continuity errors.
 

Hellsbuttmonkey

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The first rule of Ultimates 3 - Don't talk about Ultimates 3.

The second rule of Ultimates 3 - Shoot Loeb in the face.
 

Gemini

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i haven't read any of the ultimates 3 issues yet, i am going to wate until they are al released into tpb form.

But i have a question, are the characters supposed to look different from there previous versions, i mean the wasp is no longer asian! Now i have also read that part of the reason they look different is because they are robots! So are they actually supposed to look different or is it that penciller f***** up?

So the fact they are robots is the fact they look completley different, if so where are the real ultimates?

WARNING!
YOU CANNOT UNREAD UlTIMATES 3!
 

E

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Excelsior Club
I saw this thread title and my heart skipped a beat...I thought Jeph Loeb had joined us. :(
 

Ultimate Houde

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Foolsfolly

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My little brother recently read the first two issues of U3. He thinks it's a practical joke by Millar. And that the last issue will be released on April 1st next year and that the last page will be a drawing of Dark Helmet pointing at us screaming, "FOOL'D YOU!"

I only wish I could still have his youthful optimism in humanity.
 

Hellsbuttmonkey

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Facts about Ultimates 3:

Reading Ultimates 3 can infect you with retard.

Hillbilly Rednecks are not inbred, they just read Ultimates 3.

Holding a copy of Ultimates 3 near your crotch will make you sterile.

Nanomonkeys live between the pages of Ultimates 3 and try to rape you.

Mephisto tried to magic away Ultimates 3, but the 'Tardforce banished film from the planet.
 

McCheese

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My only problem with Ultimates 3 is everything about it.

Everything.
 
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