Is it "Bass" or "Bass"?

Which is it?

  • any of numerous edible marine or freshwater bony fishes

    Votes: 14 70.0%
  • the lowest voice part in a 4-part chorus

    Votes: 6 30.0%

  • Total voters
    20

Zombipanda

My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Like the fish or the guitar?

I'm sure Bass could just answer this for me himself, but that doesn't exactly seem fair to everyone else. So we'll decide democratically. There's a poll set up. It's your civic duty to vote.

The poll will account for 60% of the total vote, with the rest being decided by 17 super delegates, picked in a random lottery, with a number of tickets between 7 and 179 being awarded determined by an alogrithm that accounts for nautical and musical experience as well as other such-complicated data. If you are awarded a spot as a super-delegate, you'll receive something in the mail.

And vote guys, vote. Because when you do, you're saying, "Hey! Just 'cuz Bass hates democracy doesn't mean I hate democracy!"

Word.
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es
Like the fish or the guitar?

I'm sure Bass could just answer this for me himself, but that doesn't exactly seem fair to everyone else. So we'll decide democratically. There's a poll set up. It's your civic duty to vote.

I see no pole, and have you not seen the Ultimate Central Cartoon?
 

Random

Didn't **** any of those *****es

That is why you...
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ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
Believe it or not, his crazy parents actually named him that as a child. :shock:
 

marvelman

Well-Known Member
dude, seriously?


actually jk. this is pretty good. silly, but not stupid.

though im pretty sure this question has been asked before. anyone want to do a search? im lazy
 

Langsta

Well-Known Member
I thought about asking him about the pronunciation once, but I think it's better if the pronunciation of his name is just left ambiguous.

That said, I've always pronounced it as the fish (as in "***" with a b in front of it), but knowing him, neither of the pronunciations - neither the fish nor the musical instrument - are likely to be correct.
 
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Ultxon

Well-Known Member
It's a lot more comforting to argue with a fish than it is to argue with a burly black man.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Yes, "Bass" is actually his real, crazy Islamo-name. It's short for "Bassim" if I'm not mistaken and it means 'smile' or 'one who smiles'.




What?

You people don't need to know why I know that.
 

Friday

Well-Known Member
Yes, "Bass" is actually his real, crazy Islamo-name. It's short for "Bassim" if I'm not mistaken and it means 'smile' or 'one who smiles'.




What?

You people don't need to know why I know that.

Its okay moony. We all remember how close you guys were before... the incident. Its okay man.
 

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