Okay, here's the thing: I've met him a few times. His father and my father were friends. He was kinda nice in a "Hey, I'm a big movie star!" way - he'd show up at the seniors thing and he'd bring a ton of tshirts and free Baywatch stuff.
("Here, have a tshirt!" "Ummm, uhh, no thanks.")
He took all the old guys to Las Vegas for his father's birthday. He was just... nice.
So as much as I'd like to make fun of him... I can't.