Jack Sparrow Vs. Willy Wonka

[Grocer Man]

For no reason other than I can.

Personally, I think this fight, in order to be fair, must be in the chocolate factory. Of course, whose to say Wonka dosen't have a "Pirate Room" in his vast and wonderful factory, so Jack gets his due.

Under these circumstances, it'd be close, but I think Jack would win. Savvy?

 

[ProjectX2]

Jack Sparrow wins, unless he gets distracted from some amazing new candy.

 

[marvelman]

Jack Sparrow wins, unless he gets distracted from some amazing new candy.

rum balls.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

rum balls.

Where's Wade Wilson when we need him most?

Obviously Jack would defeat Willy with ease, barring any Oompa Loompa interference. Sparrow'd probably end up stealing Wonka's ship and spending the rets of his life sailing the chocolate seas.

 

[Grocer Man]

Yes, but you just know the Oompa Loompas would sing their song to Jack Sparrow, so they win a moral victory.

 

[ProjectX2]

Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo!
Rocky Balboa vs. John Rambo!

 

[SSJmole]

Jack

 

[ourchair]

Jack Sparrow from up until the end of the second Pirates movie wins, after which he got boring.

 

[Random]

Jack Sparrow wins, unless he gets distracted from some amazing new candy.

he snawz berries taste like Snawz berries

 

[Planet-man]

Sparrow vs. Depp Wonka? Sparrow.

Sparrow vs. WILDER Wonka? Wonka. Hands down.

Jack would be ready to work one of his tricks when he realizes Wonka has already planned out every single event of their encounter, followed by him being turned into taffy or something.

 

[Lynx]

Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo!
Rocky Balboa vs. John Rambo!

Jones. Rambo. And Jones beats Rambo. Hell, Jones beats everyone.

Sparrow vs. Depp Wonka? Sparrow.

Sparrow vs. WILDER Wonka? Wonka. Hands down.

Jack would be ready to work one of his tricks when he realizes Wonka has already planned out every single event of their encounter, followed by him being turned into taffy or something.

Agreed. Jack is awesome and all, but Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka is just a classic.

 

[Planet-man]

Jones beats everyone.

:rockon:

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

None, since both are played by Johnny Depp who I hate.
Now If you are talking about the older Willie Wonka than I would vote for him.

 

[Gothamite]

Depp's paedophile Wonka would easily beat Jack Sparrow, but I think that Gene Wilder's Wonka would fold like a deck of cards against Jack Sparrow.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Jones. Rambo. And Jones beats Rambo. Hell, Jones beats everyone.

Except Chuck Norris. Who in turn can be defeated by Jack Bauer.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

Except Chuck Norris. Who in turn can be defeated by Jack Bauer.

when piper was wearing that kilt where the hell was he stashing his cocaine?

 

[Gothamite]

Jones. Rambo. And Jones beats Rambo. Hell, Jones beats everyone.

What? Rambo doesn't even need a shirt to kill hundreds of people. Jones can't even do anything without that Fedora...

 

[ourchair]

What? Rambo doesn't even need a shirt to kill hundreds of people. Jones can't even do anything without that Fedora...

The Fedora is his Achilles heel. He is like Superman in the face of Kryptonite without it.

 

[Gothamite]

The Fedora is his Achilles heel. He is like Superman in the face of Kryptonite without it.

Rambo's Achille's Heel is...memories of 'Nam?

Nah, Rambo just kicks *** all the time.