Jack Sparrow Vs. Willy Wonka

Who would Win?

  • Jack Sparrow (Savvy?)

    Votes: 10 71.4%
  • Willy Wonka (Oompa Loompas pack lead and you know it)

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14

Grocer Man

Well-Known Member
For no reason other than I can.

Personally, I think this fight, in order to be fair, must be in the chocolate factory. Of course, whose to say Wonka dosen't have a "Pirate Room" in his vast and wonderful factory, so Jack gets his due.

Under these circumstances, it'd be close, but I think Jack would win. Savvy?
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
Jack Sparrow wins, unless he gets distracted from some amazing new candy.
 

Joe Kalicki

Well-Known Member
rum balls.

Where's Wade Wilson when we need him most?

Obviously Jack would defeat Willy with ease, barring any Oompa Loompa interference. Sparrow'd probably end up stealing Wonka's ship and spending the rets of his life sailing the chocolate seas.
 

Grocer Man

Well-Known Member
Yes, but you just know the Oompa Loompas would sing their song to Jack Sparrow, so they win a moral victory.
 

ourchair

Well-Known Member
Jack Sparrow from up until the end of the second Pirates movie wins, after which he got boring.
 

Planet-man

Well-Known Member
Sparrow vs. Depp Wonka? Sparrow.

Sparrow vs. WILDER Wonka? Wonka. Hands down.

Jack would be ready to work one of his tricks when he realizes Wonka has already planned out every single event of their encounter, followed by him being turned into taffy or something.
 

Lynx

Well-Known Member
Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo!
Rocky Balboa vs. John Rambo!

Jones. Rambo. And Jones beats Rambo. Hell, Jones beats everyone.

Sparrow vs. Depp Wonka? Sparrow.

Sparrow vs. WILDER Wonka? Wonka. Hands down.

Jack would be ready to work one of his tricks when he realizes Wonka has already planned out every single event of their encounter, followed by him being turned into taffy or something.

Agreed. Jack is awesome and all, but Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka is just a classic.
 

Gothamite

Well-Known Member
Depp's paedophile Wonka would easily beat Jack Sparrow, but I think that Gene Wilder's Wonka would fold like a deck of cards against Jack Sparrow.
 

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