Spider-Man JJ Jameson's reaction to Spider-Man being in New Avengers

Fredrik Martinsson

Formerly known as Ultimate Warrior
Don't know if this has been brought up before but what do you think Jameson's reaction is going to be when it get announced that Spider-Man (the man he has wanted to destroy/expose for years) is now a member of the New Avengers (the new fraction of the worldwide celebrated Avengers)?
 
Spidey's newly enhanced powers of hypnotism and "influence" on the beloved Avenger's is treason on justice and all that is good.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
He'll still trash him.

"Spidey joins Avengers only to destroy group from inside!" or some mess like that. But than he'll get trashed upon by the spidey fans, and he'll still be like "Im doing you imbosils a favor! Showing you that freak menace's true colors! You'll all see! Just wait!" or something like that. He wont change, and I wouldnt have it any other way. :D
 

Friday

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icemastertron said:
He'll still trash him.

"Spidey joins Avengers only to destroy group from inside!" or some mess like that. But than he'll get trashed upon by the spidey fans, and he'll still be like "Im doing you imbosils a favor! Showing you that freak menace's true colors! You'll all see! Just wait!" or something like that. He wont change, and I wouldnt have it any other way. :D
After the libal suit brought against him, wich Spider-Man settled but was deffinatly going to win, you'd think JJ would back off of spider-bashing.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Baxter said:
After the libal suit brought against him, wich Spider-Man settled but was deffinatly going to win, you'd think JJ would back off of spider-bashing.
I know. :lol:

Nur, I know you dont read The Pulse. Headline? Another Spider-Man bashing. :wink:
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Nurhachi said:
Elaborate?
I have said it in The Pulse #9 review.

JJ had either the choice to reveal the truth about Fury's Secret War, or something else. He ended up printing another of those "Spider-Man menace" headlines.
 

Nurhachi

Well-Known Member
icemastertron said:
I have said it in The Pulse #9 review.

JJ had either the choice to reveal the truth about Fury's Secret War, or something else. He ended up printing another of those "Spider-Man menace" headlines.
Yeah well the secret war obviously came before MKSpidey so this happened before Jameson went Pro-Spidey
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Nurhachi said:
Yeah well the secret war obviously came before MKSpidey so this happened before Jameson went Pro-Spidey
That's just one example. JJ will NEVER TRULY be pro-spidey. It's not in him.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
"NEW" AVENGERS QUASH PRISON BREAK
SUSPECTED PERPETRATOR, SPIDER-MAN,
SIGHTED AT SCENE BATTLING HEROES.

That's exactly what the headline would be the next morning.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
moonmaster said:
"NEW" AVENGERS QUASH PRISON BREAK
SUSPECTED PERPETRATOR, SPIDER-MAN,
SIGHTED AT SCENE BATTLING HEROES.

That's exactly what the headline would be the next morning.
Nice! That looks like something they would definetly put in!
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
SPIDER-MAN BATTLES "NEW" AVENGERS
MASKED MENACE TEAMS WITH "THE WRECKER"
TO TAKE ON NEW TEAM.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
"SPIDER-MAN'S COOL BY ME!"
DAILY BUGLE PUBLISHER INEXPLICABLY
RELAXES STANCE ON LOCAL HERO.


"THE KID AIN'T THAT BAD! BESIDES, HE'S MY SO- ERRR, MY SOCK......SOCK EXAMINER, I MEAN.....UHHHH.....NO COMMENT!"

I don't know about you, but that headline just doesn't sound right to me.
 

Ice

Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
moonmaster said:
"SPIDER-MAN'S COOL BY ME!"
DAILY BUGLE PUBLISHER INEXPLICABLY
RELAXES STANCE ON LOCAL HERO.


"THE KID AIN'T THAT BAD! BESIDES, HE'S MY SO- ERRR, MY SOCK......SOCK EXAMINER, I MEAN.....UHHHH.....NO COMMENT!"

I don't know about you, but that headline just doesn't sound right to me.
Fo' Shizzly Nizzly, Yo.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
icemastertron said:
Fo' Shizzly Nizzly, Yo.
FER' SHIZZLE
DIZZLE BIZZLE MYSTIZZIBIZZLE STIZZLES
SPIZZLIN' IN IZLLEDIZZLE LANGUIZZLE.


"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP!?" -DIZZLE BIZZLE PUBLIZZLE J. JONAH JIZZLE

The first person to decode that headline correctly gets a muffin.
 
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