- Dec 10, 2005
Joe Q said:“Yes, I’m getting in the dunk tank. You heard me right, fanman!” said Quesada. “So you didn’t like the death of Captain America? How ’bout the Spider-marriage? Can you say ‘Disassembled’? Dead is dead? No smoking in Marvel Comics? Sure, you can snipe online. But can you snipe in person? Can you handle the pressure? Or do you throw like a girl?”
The top two bidders of an eBay auction will each get a chance to throw five balls to dunk Quesada. If they drop him in the drink, they’ll win personally autographed copies of Fantastic Four #554. They’ll also get bragging rights until the 12th of Forever! A separate release will be sent as soon as the auction starts, on/about Feb. 29.
“I dare you. Try and dunk me,” Quesada said. “I’ll be the driest guy in Orlando by the time you’re done sweating. I unmarried Peter Parker and Mary Jane! I can do anything! BWAHAHAHAHA!”