Bass
Nexus of the World
I never watch the news. I happened to walk past a tv as this ground-breaking story unfolded.
Kryptonite has been discovered.
It's not green, it's not crystals, and it's not radioactive. It's called Yaddernite and was found in Serbia, but possesses the same chemical composition as Kryptonite. The newsreader asked the scientist if it had any special powers, the scientist replied, "I don't know. Superman hasn't been around since I got it." At which point, I noticed that the newsreader, a JOURNALIST, wore glasses. He should've started pretending he was being hurt by it. Fool. But it is a new mineral, apparently around 20 a found a year. This one has the same chemical make-up as Kryptonite is said to have in the museum in Superman Returns, minus the fluoride.
Kryptonite is real!
Kryptonite has been discovered.
It's not green, it's not crystals, and it's not radioactive. It's called Yaddernite and was found in Serbia, but possesses the same chemical composition as Kryptonite. The newsreader asked the scientist if it had any special powers, the scientist replied, "I don't know. Superman hasn't been around since I got it." At which point, I noticed that the newsreader, a JOURNALIST, wore glasses. He should've started pretending he was being hurt by it. Fool. But it is a new mineral, apparently around 20 a found a year. This one has the same chemical make-up as Kryptonite is said to have in the museum in Superman Returns, minus the fluoride.
Kryptonite is real!