Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Rhyo lifted up the sheet in the morque, and looked at the dead body found at the docks.
Rhyo: So, he is dead then.
Bass: With a note.
They had found a note tied around one of his wrists. It read.
TOG kiled this muther O YEA!
Bass: The spelling is horrible.
Houde: Project would flip his lid.
Rhyo: This TGO has done this before. Yet every note he leaves is always spelled differently.
Houde: TGO? But the note says TOG.
Rhyo: I did say his spelling sucked.
Guji: You Americans are weird, if this was Britian.
Rhyo (interupting): I'd be attracted to ugly men with bad teeth. This ain't Britian Shortcake, get over it. Alright, when E returns, tell him the search is off. And that I'll be taking his swivel chair.
Houde: That's just plain mean...
Rhyo: Keep talking Honeybuns, and I'll take yours as well.
Houde: Honeybuns....
Rhyo: Let's go boys, and we got ourselves two new swivels chairs.
Houde: Son of a motherless goat!
Guji: I'm in so much love right now...
---
Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card were excited.
They were in Chucky Cheese's, playing the go cart game and having the time of their life.
Neither of them notice how one of the robotic Chucky's began to move off it's track, and head towards Typhiodcat. They were too excited, they had seventh and eigth place in the racing game.
Out of eight.
The mouse's arm rose up, holding the banjo.
TGO (whispering): Got you girly!
Only to hear someone shout out behind him.
ProjectX2: Freeze, police!
The mouse froze.
TGO: Why won't you be my friend?
ProjectX2: Get out of that disguise, NOW!
OSC: I gonna get eigth!
Hawkeye101: SCORE!
TGO: I'm just a robotic mouse.
ProjectX2: Robotic mice don't sound human.
TGO (impersonating a machine): I AM JUST...
ProjectX2: Get out of the damn costume!
TGO: Damn you and your detectiving skills.
Hawkeye101: We both got eigth!
OSC: YAY!
They jump up and see ProjectX2 holding the gun to Chucky's head.
Hawkeye101: Hey, no one threatens Chucky!
OSC: Yea, no one.
Typhiodcat: Guys, I think he's about to kill me, that's why.
Hawkeye101: Get PROJECTX2!
ProjectX2: What?
The two idiot cops jump on ProjectX2. TGO takes his cue, and runs away, laughing.
Into a wall.
He still has enough time to stand up, stagger alittle, and run off cackling again.
ProjectX2: You let him get away!
Hawkeye101: Run free Chucky!
OSC: We saved someone!
Hawkeye101: We usually kill them!
OSC: YAY!
ProjectX2: I'm surrounded, by freaking idiots.
Typhiodcat: Now you know how I feel.
---
In E's Office
E: Sop, John Q. Public is dead.
Houde: Yup
E: You sure.
Bass: Yea, OurChair tried to run him around the building, didn't get too far.
E: I gotta tell him to stop doing that.
Guji: It is weird.
E double takes at Guji.
E: What are you still doing here?
Guji: Casue I'm in love with that hardass. And, well, I tested positive for British Teens.
E: Damn, and where's MWoF and Nur?
Bass: They got back, but needed to rest a few days.
E: Why is that?
Houde: They smoked too much.
---
Nur's apartment
Nur: I'm having withdrawal.
MWoF: Me too
Nur: I shouldn't have had my tenth.
MWoF: I know, that was too much poundage to smoke in that short time.
Nur gives MWoF a weird look.
Nur: Whose talking about weed?
---
Houde's and Bass' desks
Houde: Why didn't you tell E about your bro?
Bass: Cause, I'm going to deal with that little crap myself.
Houde: Oh, I see.
Just then Skotti walks up, wearing something short and sexy.
Skotti: Heard you had a rough day Houdey, I can help make it better?
Houde: Naw, I got things planned, sorry
Skotti: Damn you! Your ignoring me and now I want you so bad!
The office goes quiet.
Houde: Sorry toots, I'm over you.
Skotti slaps him.
Skotti: Now I feel better.
She walks away, and slaps her ***: Your never getting this.
Houde: Bu I don't want it.
Skotti: AUGH! MEN!
She turns the corner.
Bass: What was that all about? You constantly want her? Why the sudden change?
Houde: What change? You kidding me, she wants me more than ever right now. A few more weeks of this, and she'll be putty in my hands.
Bass: I think you missed that dude, she would have been putty in your hands tonight.
Houde: Naw, I never miss the signs.
From around the corner.
Skotti (yelling): BASS WAS RIGHT!
Houde: DAMN IT!
---
The the office of Tall Tower
A figure stood, listening to music.
He swayed back and forth to the beat.
Mooney: In the closet!
This figure, surprisingly enough, would be the new Kingpin of Crime in New York City.
As long as it didn't interupt his Laguna Beach.
The End
Rhyo: So, he is dead then.
Bass: With a note.
They had found a note tied around one of his wrists. It read.
TOG kiled this muther O YEA!
Bass: The spelling is horrible.
Houde: Project would flip his lid.
Rhyo: This TGO has done this before. Yet every note he leaves is always spelled differently.
Houde: TGO? But the note says TOG.
Rhyo: I did say his spelling sucked.
Guji: You Americans are weird, if this was Britian.
Rhyo (interupting): I'd be attracted to ugly men with bad teeth. This ain't Britian Shortcake, get over it. Alright, when E returns, tell him the search is off. And that I'll be taking his swivel chair.
Houde: That's just plain mean...
Rhyo: Keep talking Honeybuns, and I'll take yours as well.
Houde: Honeybuns....
Rhyo: Let's go boys, and we got ourselves two new swivels chairs.
Houde: Son of a motherless goat!
Guji: I'm in so much love right now...
---
Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card were excited.
They were in Chucky Cheese's, playing the go cart game and having the time of their life.
Neither of them notice how one of the robotic Chucky's began to move off it's track, and head towards Typhiodcat. They were too excited, they had seventh and eigth place in the racing game.
Out of eight.
The mouse's arm rose up, holding the banjo.
TGO (whispering): Got you girly!
Only to hear someone shout out behind him.
ProjectX2: Freeze, police!
The mouse froze.
TGO: Why won't you be my friend?
ProjectX2: Get out of that disguise, NOW!
OSC: I gonna get eigth!
Hawkeye101: SCORE!
TGO: I'm just a robotic mouse.
ProjectX2: Robotic mice don't sound human.
TGO (impersonating a machine): I AM JUST...
ProjectX2: Get out of the damn costume!
TGO: Damn you and your detectiving skills.
Hawkeye101: We both got eigth!
OSC: YAY!
They jump up and see ProjectX2 holding the gun to Chucky's head.
Hawkeye101: Hey, no one threatens Chucky!
OSC: Yea, no one.
Typhiodcat: Guys, I think he's about to kill me, that's why.
Hawkeye101: Get PROJECTX2!
ProjectX2: What?
The two idiot cops jump on ProjectX2. TGO takes his cue, and runs away, laughing.
Into a wall.
He still has enough time to stand up, stagger alittle, and run off cackling again.
ProjectX2: You let him get away!
Hawkeye101: Run free Chucky!
OSC: We saved someone!
Hawkeye101: We usually kill them!
OSC: YAY!
ProjectX2: I'm surrounded, by freaking idiots.
Typhiodcat: Now you know how I feel.
---
In E's Office
E: Sop, John Q. Public is dead.
Houde: Yup
E: You sure.
Bass: Yea, OurChair tried to run him around the building, didn't get too far.
E: I gotta tell him to stop doing that.
Guji: It is weird.
E double takes at Guji.
E: What are you still doing here?
Guji: Casue I'm in love with that hardass. And, well, I tested positive for British Teens.
E: Damn, and where's MWoF and Nur?
Bass: They got back, but needed to rest a few days.
E: Why is that?
Houde: They smoked too much.
---
Nur's apartment
Nur: I'm having withdrawal.
MWoF: Me too
Nur: I shouldn't have had my tenth.
MWoF: I know, that was too much poundage to smoke in that short time.
Nur gives MWoF a weird look.
Nur: Whose talking about weed?
---
Houde's and Bass' desks
Houde: Why didn't you tell E about your bro?
Bass: Cause, I'm going to deal with that little crap myself.
Houde: Oh, I see.
Just then Skotti walks up, wearing something short and sexy.
Skotti: Heard you had a rough day Houdey, I can help make it better?
Houde: Naw, I got things planned, sorry
Skotti: Damn you! Your ignoring me and now I want you so bad!
The office goes quiet.
Houde: Sorry toots, I'm over you.
Skotti slaps him.
Skotti: Now I feel better.
She walks away, and slaps her ***: Your never getting this.
Houde: Bu I don't want it.
Skotti: AUGH! MEN!
She turns the corner.
Bass: What was that all about? You constantly want her? Why the sudden change?
Houde: What change? You kidding me, she wants me more than ever right now. A few more weeks of this, and she'll be putty in my hands.
Bass: I think you missed that dude, she would have been putty in your hands tonight.
Houde: Naw, I never miss the signs.
From around the corner.
Skotti (yelling): BASS WAS RIGHT!
Houde: DAMN IT!
---
The the office of Tall Tower
A figure stood, listening to music.
He swayed back and forth to the beat.
Mooney: In the closet!
This figure, surprisingly enough, would be the new Kingpin of Crime in New York City.
As long as it didn't interupt his Laguna Beach.
The End
, nice end though.
