Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
And that Curly is your spiritual guide.
It's comedy gold
It's comedy gold
Law & Order: UC The Holiday Special
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Pandrio
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I loved it except for the lack of TOG.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Tomorrow on Law & Order: UC
Curly brings Bass to an alternate reality where Bass never existed. What would have changed? Is Houde the stellar cop he is now? What's the deal with Moonmaster in this world? Will E still be yelling at people? Does the 82nd precinct even exist? Does DIrishB smoke?
Watch in wonder as Bass goes through It's a Wonderful Life, Law and Order: UC style.
Curly brings Bass to an alternate reality where Bass never existed. What would have changed? Is Houde the stellar cop he is now? What's the deal with Moonmaster in this world? Will E still be yelling at people? Does the 82nd precinct even exist? Does DIrishB smoke?
Watch in wonder as Bass goes through It's a Wonderful Life, Law and Order: UC style.
Bass
Nexus of the World
:lol:
5000% brilliant.
5000% brilliant.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I can see it now.
GHOST: "And UltimateE..."
BASS: "What about him? What's he like now?"
GHOST: "Without you around, he has become universally famous and has more money than God, not to mention that he's no longer angry and he and Card get along just fine."
BASS: "...oh."
GHOST: "And UltimateE..."
BASS: "What about him? What's he like now?"
GHOST: "Without you around, he has become universally famous and has more money than God, not to mention that he's no longer angry and he and Card get along just fine."
BASS: "...oh."
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Doc Comic said:
Hahahaha
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Bass: Okay, you're a plain freaking weirdo.
Curly: Maybe, enjoy the town of New York Bass, enjoy.
Bass: Whatever.
He walks away mumbling to himself about crazy drunk bums.
He goes to walk to the 82nd precinct to pick up his car, when he notices the first change. He sees SlimJim near a hotdog cart.
Bass: Step away from the cart, POLICE!
SlimJim: Is this a joke officer?
Bass: HANDS ON THE GROUND NOW SLIMJIM!
SlimJim: Who is SlimJim? Me name is Charlie man, its Charlie.
Bass: You can't fool me.
Suddenly Bass hears commotion from across the street.
Random and Entropy appear, dressed as cops.
Random: Hey! Where's you badge officer!
Bass looks confused, but hands over his badge anyways. Random looks at it, and laughs.
Random: Is this some type of joke?
Entropy: Yea, is it punk? There's no such precinct as the 82nd precinct.
Random: I think we are going to have to take you downtown.
Bass: Oh my god! A rampaging elephant!
Random and Entropy both turn around, and Bass runs. Only to get tripped up by SlimJim.
SlimJim: That's for trying to arrest my officer
Random: Good work citizen. Come on Bass, let us escort you to prison.
Bass got handcuffed, and dragged away.
From a corner, a man shook his head.
~~~
At the Tall Tower
Bass: This is the Tall Tower. Why are you bringing me here, the 65th is closer.
Random: Because, faker, this is the only police station in the city
Bass: How can youguys keep crime down in the city?
Entropy: Why would we want to keep crime down. Hell, your the first person we arrested in a few years.
Bass was taken roughly out of the cab, and manhandled to the front desk of the Tall Tower.
Random: Hey Skotti babe, we got a man for you, one of the fakers again.
Skotti looked very much the same as she does in the real world.
Skotti: Another one? Well, throw him in the damn cells with the others.
Entropy: You heard the lady.
~~~
In the cells
Bass was roughly pushed into the cells by Random, and saw five other people. One of them was holding a broken keyboard, one was smoking...something, and two of them was whispering in the corner.
The last one was trying to punch through the wall.
Bass: Oh my...Nur, MWoF?
The two who were whispering to each other look up at Bass
Nur: Dude, go away
MWoF: Yea, we don't know you
Bass looks at the one smoking.
Bass: DIrishB?
DIrishB: Yea, you got weed man? I'm having withdrawals man, I've been stuck here for so long, and I'm stuck smoking toothpicks man, MINT TOOTHPICKS!
He begins to scratch himself.
Doc Comic: I'm a chosen child, my father is CAD! FROM THE PLANET MILLAR!
Bass; Oh my, Doc, stop punching the wall before you hurt yourself.
Doc Comic: I'm a GOD!
He continues to punch the wall.
Bass: What is going on? WHo are you.
The man with the broken keyboard shakes his head.
Pandrio: My name is Pandrio, and they broke my keyboard.
Bass: That sucks, I guess, hey, Nur, we need a plan to get out of here.
Nur: Stop talking to me, he'll come.
Bass: Who?
From upstairs came a familar yell.
E: STOP TALKING DOWN THERE MAGGOTS!
Bass: E, is that you?
E, for lack of a better word, waddled down the stairs. He looked up at BAss with contempt.
e: You dare speak my name maggot?
Bass: E, it's me, hows your wife?
E: My wife? How are you talking about?
Bass: Eleanor.
E: Eleanor? The only Eleanor I know is married to the mayor of New york, Mooney. The one who has made this town a crime filled city.
Bass: E, listen to me, I need to get out of here. I just need too.
E: I don't think so kid.
As E turned, Nur's hand shot out between the bars and grabbe dhim by the throat. Pulling the porky E against the bars, he began to coke him.
Nur: MWoF: Get the keys.
MWoF grabbed the keys. At the same moment, Doc Comic decided to help, and started to punch E in the kidneys.
Doc Comic: Die you evil mod!
MWoF unlocked the door, and DIrish B ran out. He began to burn E with the toothpick he was smoking.
DIrishB: Take this, mint damn toothpicks, MINT!
Pandrio started to hit E with his broken keyboard.
Bass looked at the horror, and ran out of the Tall Tower. He could remember the final notes of the keyboard as they smashed in E's skull.
DUN DUN
~~~
Bass found himself in front of a corner bar around 11 o'clock at night. Curly wandered up to him.
Curly: So, how's finding out your brother rules New York with an iron fist treating you?
Bass: Take me home
Curly: Sorry, one way trip
Bass: What?
Curly: One way, I don't have my wings yet, I can't go two ways
Bass: What a fun guardian angel you are
Curly: You should have a drink
Bass: No I shouldn't, I stay away from the stuff
Curly: Maybe you should start.
Bass turns around when he notices Curly staring at something. On the corner bar was a neon sign flashing.
Houde's Chili Dog Shack.
Curly: They have the best on the street.
He walks into the bar.
Bass: Well, what do I have to lose.
Curly: Maybe, enjoy the town of New York Bass, enjoy.
Bass: Whatever.
He walks away mumbling to himself about crazy drunk bums.
He goes to walk to the 82nd precinct to pick up his car, when he notices the first change. He sees SlimJim near a hotdog cart.
Bass: Step away from the cart, POLICE!
SlimJim: Is this a joke officer?
Bass: HANDS ON THE GROUND NOW SLIMJIM!
SlimJim: Who is SlimJim? Me name is Charlie man, its Charlie.
Bass: You can't fool me.
Suddenly Bass hears commotion from across the street.
Random and Entropy appear, dressed as cops.
Random: Hey! Where's you badge officer!
Bass looks confused, but hands over his badge anyways. Random looks at it, and laughs.
Random: Is this some type of joke?
Entropy: Yea, is it punk? There's no such precinct as the 82nd precinct.
Random: I think we are going to have to take you downtown.
Bass: Oh my god! A rampaging elephant!
Random and Entropy both turn around, and Bass runs. Only to get tripped up by SlimJim.
SlimJim: That's for trying to arrest my officer
Random: Good work citizen. Come on Bass, let us escort you to prison.
Bass got handcuffed, and dragged away.
From a corner, a man shook his head.
~~~
At the Tall Tower
Bass: This is the Tall Tower. Why are you bringing me here, the 65th is closer.
Random: Because, faker, this is the only police station in the city
Bass: How can youguys keep crime down in the city?
Entropy: Why would we want to keep crime down. Hell, your the first person we arrested in a few years.
Bass was taken roughly out of the cab, and manhandled to the front desk of the Tall Tower.
Random: Hey Skotti babe, we got a man for you, one of the fakers again.
Skotti looked very much the same as she does in the real world.
Skotti: Another one? Well, throw him in the damn cells with the others.
Entropy: You heard the lady.
~~~
In the cells
Bass was roughly pushed into the cells by Random, and saw five other people. One of them was holding a broken keyboard, one was smoking...something, and two of them was whispering in the corner.
The last one was trying to punch through the wall.
Bass: Oh my...Nur, MWoF?
The two who were whispering to each other look up at Bass
Nur: Dude, go away
MWoF: Yea, we don't know you
Bass looks at the one smoking.
Bass: DIrishB?
DIrishB: Yea, you got weed man? I'm having withdrawals man, I've been stuck here for so long, and I'm stuck smoking toothpicks man, MINT TOOTHPICKS!
He begins to scratch himself.
Doc Comic: I'm a chosen child, my father is CAD! FROM THE PLANET MILLAR!
Bass; Oh my, Doc, stop punching the wall before you hurt yourself.
Doc Comic: I'm a GOD!
He continues to punch the wall.
Bass: What is going on? WHo are you.
The man with the broken keyboard shakes his head.
Pandrio: My name is Pandrio, and they broke my keyboard.
Bass: That sucks, I guess, hey, Nur, we need a plan to get out of here.
Nur: Stop talking to me, he'll come.
Bass: Who?
From upstairs came a familar yell.
E: STOP TALKING DOWN THERE MAGGOTS!
Bass: E, is that you?
E, for lack of a better word, waddled down the stairs. He looked up at BAss with contempt.
e: You dare speak my name maggot?
Bass: E, it's me, hows your wife?
E: My wife? How are you talking about?
Bass: Eleanor.
E: Eleanor? The only Eleanor I know is married to the mayor of New york, Mooney. The one who has made this town a crime filled city.
Bass: E, listen to me, I need to get out of here. I just need too.
E: I don't think so kid.
As E turned, Nur's hand shot out between the bars and grabbe dhim by the throat. Pulling the porky E against the bars, he began to coke him.
Nur: MWoF: Get the keys.
MWoF grabbed the keys. At the same moment, Doc Comic decided to help, and started to punch E in the kidneys.
Doc Comic: Die you evil mod!
MWoF unlocked the door, and DIrish B ran out. He began to burn E with the toothpick he was smoking.
DIrishB: Take this, mint damn toothpicks, MINT!
Pandrio started to hit E with his broken keyboard.
Bass looked at the horror, and ran out of the Tall Tower. He could remember the final notes of the keyboard as they smashed in E's skull.
DUN DUN
~~~
Bass found himself in front of a corner bar around 11 o'clock at night. Curly wandered up to him.
Curly: So, how's finding out your brother rules New York with an iron fist treating you?
Bass: Take me home
Curly: Sorry, one way trip
Bass: What?
Curly: One way, I don't have my wings yet, I can't go two ways
Bass: What a fun guardian angel you are
Curly: You should have a drink
Bass: No I shouldn't, I stay away from the stuff
Curly: Maybe you should start.
Bass turns around when he notices Curly staring at something. On the corner bar was a neon sign flashing.
Houde's Chili Dog Shack.
Curly: They have the best on the street.
He walks into the bar.
Bass: Well, what do I have to lose.
Bass
Nexus of the World
Ultimate Houde said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I told you! 5000% brilliant!
It's hysterical. Man, I feel sorry for everyone. Especially E. Poor guy. And poor Pandrio. :cry:
It's so beautiful! :cry: :cry:
And it only reaffirms that Christmas is terrible no matter what universe you're in.
And if Curly were an angel - he'd do something as so stupid as transport me to a hell, only to discover he's not passed enough of his 'being an angel' test to get home. Tsk. :roll:
Houde - you rock! :rockon:
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
:lol::lol::lol:Ultimate Houde said:
They broke my keyboard.:cry:
Bass
Nexus of the World
I know man, I know. :cry:
*hug*
heheheh - mint toothpicks...
*hug*
heheheh - mint toothpicks...
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
Rofl. So without Bass, the world became the UC Movie-verse? Or I'm just plain insane.
nigma
Well-Known Member
this wonderful, wonderful i say...isn't cop on cop shooting on the rise? :raised eyebrow:
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Just freaking awesome
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I love the movie refrence.
Bloody Brillant.
Bloody Brillant.
