Law & Order: Ultimate Central
Houde and BAss, both with a days worth of stubble, and wearing long trenchcoats and over all looking like a complete mess, walk into the police station, the 82 precinct.
Houde: Rough night?
Bass: Nope, you?
Houde: I had to go apprehend that wanna be criminal, you know the one, slimjim.
Bass: I always have the hardest time understanding him.
The secretary of the police chief, Skotti, walks up to them.
Houde: Hello sexy
Skotti: Funny, by the way, E wants to see you, and he doesn't look happy.
Houde: Calling you sexy is funny?
Skotti: In front of your lifepartner it is
Houde: We are not lifepartners!
Bass: Well, not fully yet, but once NEw York arranges gay marriages...
Spittle was flying from E's face as he yelled at the newest recruit
E: What is this nonsense!
Recruit: I'm sorry sir...
E: The mother was bitten by radioactive monkeys! Damn you Card, DAMN YOU!
Orson Scott Card: I'm so sorry sir, I thought it was a smart idea at the time
E: Get out of my office Card, GO!
OSC: Yes sir, right away sir...did you read the second part?
E: I did, and its simply amazing that I haven't shot you yet.
Orson runs out of the room, running into Bass and Houde.
Bass: That guy has weirder theories than Hawkeye101 sometimes.
Houde: No ****
Bass: You can't say ****, say poo, or crap, or something like that
Houde: No ****ing way, I can't say ****?
Bass: You can't say **** either. Try Fuggle
Houde: Son of a *****
Bass: Try motherless goat for that one.
Houde: This stupid fuggling poo, and this son of a motherless goat swear filter.
Bass: Its hard to be a gritty cop drama when you can't swear
Houde: No poo
They walk into E's office.
Bass: What's up E?
E: Finally you two stroll in here, do you know what time it is?
E: Oh, I thought it was around noonish, so I guess your not late
Bass: You need to calm down?
E: Calm down? I got some freak telling me radioactive monkeys bit his mother, so he is a living brain.
Houde: I bet you read it all though
E: It was a train wreck, I couldn't stop
Bass: So, what's up?
E: I need you guys to investigate this case.
He hands them a folder.
Bass: The case of Pilfered Playstation?