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We're totally doing this now, as a spinoff of UC: The Fanfic.

This week on Law and Order: UC

Bass and Houde investigate the missing PS2 unit and the ten bucks. Their first suspect, a bald DIrishB, who was recently caught cybering with a minor. Meanwhile, Moonmaster, the phorensic specialist, and his assistant TGO, get berated by the captain of the police force, E, for thier habit to write reports that make no sense. Veteran cop ProjectX2 muses about his final year on the force.
 
Doc Comic said:
We're totally doing this now, as a spinoff of UC: The Fanfic.

This week on Law and Order: UC

Bass and Houde investigate the missing PS2 unit and the ten bucks. Their first suspect, a bald DIrishB, who was recently caught cybering with a minor. Meanwhile, Moonmaster, the phorensic specialist, and his assistant TGO, get berated by the captain of the police force, E, for thier habit to write reports that make no sense. Veteran cop ProjectX2 muses about his final year on the force.
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Looks like you put a lot of thought into copy and pasting that from Houde's post. :roll: ;)

phorensics=forensics
 
ULTIMATE CENTRAL.
FAN FIC FORUM.
10.30 PM.
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I have to say, that this is perhaps the greatest idea of all time. I heartily endorse this fanfic.
 
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If you guys really want it, I"ll do it, but I can't promise anything serious

Or that funny

But come on, me and Bass investigating the whereabouts of ICe's PS2, that's comedy gold right there

ANd my spelling is teh roXXors
 
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Ultimate Houde said:
If you guys really want it, I"ll do it, but I can't promise anything serious

Or that funny

But come on, me and Bass investigating the whereabouts of ICe's PS2, that's comedy gold right there

ANd my spelling is teh roXXors
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I'd like to see it.
 
If you don't have time, Houde, I can do it. I've got four issues of Ultimate Flash in the can and my Blue Beetle Showcase issue probably isn't going to be due for another month, so I've got time. I'd like to do it.
 
I'll only read it if Houde writes it. Me and him share a crazy cerebral box, so I can see all his future plans.

Plus, I'm in, which automatically makes it good.
 
ProjectX2 said:
I'll only read it if Houde writes it. Me and him share a crazy cerebral box, so I can see all his future plans.

Plus, I'm in, which automatically makes it good.
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Good point and... good point.


:lol:
 
Law & Order: Ultimate Central​

DUN DUN

Houde and BAss, both with a days worth of stubble, and wearing long trenchcoats and over all looking like a complete mess, walk into the police station, the 82 precinct.

Houde: Rough night?
Bass: Nope, you?
Houde: I had to go apprehend that wanna be criminal, you know the one, slimjim.
Bass: I always have the hardest time understanding him.

The secretary of the police chief, Skotti, walks up to them.

Houde: Hello sexy
Skotti: Funny, by the way, E wants to see you, and he doesn't look happy.
Houde: Calling you sexy is funny?
Skotti: In front of your lifepartner it is
Houde: We are not lifepartners!
Bass: Well, not fully yet, but once NEw York arranges gay marriages...
Houde: AUGH!
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E's Office

Spittle was flying from E's face as he yelled at the newest recruit

E: What is this nonsense!
Recruit: I'm sorry sir...
E: The mother was bitten by radioactive monkeys! Damn you Card, DAMN YOU!
Orson Scott Card: I'm so sorry sir, I thought it was a smart idea at the time
E: Get out of my office Card, GO!
OSC: Yes sir, right away sir...did you read the second part?
E: I did, and its simply amazing that I haven't shot you yet.

Orson runs out of the room, running into Bass and Houde.

Bass: That guy has weirder theories than Hawkeye101 sometimes.
Houde: No ****
Bass: You can't say ****, say poo, or crap, or something like that
Houde: No ****ing way, I can't say ****?
Bass: You can't say **** either. Try Fuggle
Houde: Son of a *****
Bass: Try motherless goat for that one.
Houde: This stupid fuggling poo, and this son of a motherless goat swear filter.
Bass: Its hard to be a gritty cop drama when you can't swear
Houde: No poo

They walk into E's office.

Bass: What's up E?
E: Finally you two stroll in here, do you know what time it is?
Houde: 9:05?
E: Oh, I thought it was around noonish, so I guess your not late
Bass: You need to calm down?
E: Calm down? I got some freak telling me radioactive monkeys bit his mother, so he is a living brain.
Houde: I bet you read it all though
E: It was a train wreck, I couldn't stop
Bass: So, what's up?
E: I need you guys toi investigate this case.

He hands them a folder.

Bass: The case of Pilfered Playstation?

Commercial break
 
Doc Comic said:
We're totally doing this now, as a spinoff of UC: The Fanfic.
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There's no way this is a spinoff of UC: The Fanfic, that's something completely different. No one has super powers in this, this is just for fun.
 
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