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LOADED BIBLE: JESUS vs. VAMPIRES ONE-SHOT
April 19 o 48 pg o FC o $4.99

written by TIM SEELEY
art by NATE BELLEGARDE & MARK ENGLERT
cover by STEFANO CASELLI

In the near future, the United States is ruled by bloodsucking vampire hordes. Only one man can end their reign of terror: JESUS H. CHRIST. A tale of war, love, religion and severed heads, the controversial LOADED BIBLE answers an age-old question: "What Would Jesus Do?" Answer: He'd kick vampire ***.

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Chuck Norris once stabbed 30 vampires in their hearts.

With his penis.

FACT.
 

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moonmaster said:
Chuck Norris once stabbed 30 vampires in their hearts.

With his penis.

FACT.

Vin Diesel once made love to an arabian goat.

Then vampires were born.

FACT.
 
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I find highly unlikely that Jesus would have a cross on his clothing. Don't think that's his symbol of choice.
 

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Chuck Norris once ****ed a corpse.

That corpse later became Frankenstein.

FACT.
 

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moonmaster said:
Chuck Norris once ****ed a corpse.

That corpse later became Frankenstein.

FACT.

When Vin Diesel first shaved his head, it caused the first werewolf transformation.

His hair was used for the first chia pet.

FACT.
 
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thee great one said:
When Vin Diesel first shaved his head, it caused the first werewolf transformation.

His hair was used for the first chia pet.

FACT.
When there is no more room in hell,

Chuck Norris will walk the earth.

FACT.
 

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When asked if videogame-related violence was a threat to America's children, Chuck Norris promptly roundhouse kicked Jack Thompson in the face. Ironically, moments later two 13-year-olds were found dead less than a mile from the scene, attempting to reenact this stunt.

FACT.
 

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thee great one said:
Vin Diesel is too sexy for his shirt.

Fact.
So lets see, we started with Jesus killing vampires and ended up with a bunch of random facts between Chuck Norris and Vin Desiel

Oh and by the way, The city of Pompeii wasn't destroyed by a valcano, they were holding a secret from Jack Bauer.


FACT
 

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thee great one said:
Vin Diesel is too sexy for his shirt.

Fact.
Chuck Norris is too sexy for his car, too sexy for his car, too sexy by far.

FACT.
 

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Random said:
...vikings, what?

The legendary, most sexual beings on the history of the interweb. Not only do we break the internet in half. We stalk, rape, beat, molest, and other unpleasent things to it.

We are the interweb vikings.
 

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