Bring it resident frat boy.
Give me Spread, and I'll outlast your ***.
OK Houde... that frat boy things is bush. Bush League. I didn't even attend college, let alone pledge myself to a semi-homoerotic club. I went to technical school (for sound engineering/mixing/mastering/production/call it what you want to). You hurt me sir, and I never even gave you a reason.
I can drink any given frat boy under the table and much else. Frat Boys actually worship ceramic god models based after my drinking prowess.
I OWN A BAR! Seriously, I own it. 1/3rd of it. My income is based on alcohol.
Aside from that, I would destroy you at Contra. Furthermore, I would beat your quasi-cyber-butt at Bad Dudes, Double Dragon and I'd make your Metroid high score pee in it's own pants. River City Ransom? Don't make me laugh! When it comes to old-gen game systems, my game is tight, yo.
I still have my NES. It works. AND I've thrown it against the wall more times than I can count on like 27 human hands.
YOU LOSE.
However, if you want to challenge me on current games, my XBOX Live username is capnwillie. Add me and play me in Halo 3 or GTA IV. I will make you cry with my awesomeness.