Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
I'll start. From Bill O'Reilly's masterpiece Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder
First, the gripping opening.
I wish I could write like that. But there's more! LUST!
"Wow. Check out the rack on that young woman!"
First, the gripping opening.
Fine Literature said:As Ron Castello saw it, the nighttime media party in Edgartown provided him with a wide-open window for opportunity - one he could make the most of. For he was frustrated and fed-up, and what he badly needed was the satisfy a basic human need, the need for some kind of physical release. Chasing the Clintons around the resort island of Martha's Vineyard, looking on as a cracker First Family acted out its vacation in front of millions, was not just tiring for him, but unnecessary. When a family-even the First Family- went golfing, boating, and horseback riding, it was hardly newsworthy. And Costello was, after all, the Chief White House correspondent for the Global News Network, not some travel narrator, for Christ's sake. But here he was, on a GNN assignment he hated, reporting on President Clinton and family eating barbecue.
I wish I could write like that. But there's more! LUST!
Fine Literature said:Costello felt he had a real chance with this young woman... Surely this babe was impressed with his resume... And tonight he wanted this freelance camerawoman named Suzanne. He wanted her in a big way... His intense sexual hunger was obvious to anyone who bothered to notice.
"Wow. Check out the rack on that young woman!"