Poetry In Motion

[moonmaster]

Does anyone else vaguely remember a game where we keep adding to a story and writing new parts? Well this is a completely genius idea I thought up that's kind of the same thing, but with poetry instead of prose.

Here's the deal, we go in couplets. Someone posts a line. The next person posts a line that rhymes with the previous line and continues the poem. The next person thinks up a brand new line. The person after that thinks up a rhyme for the previous line. And so on and so on and so on. Should be a good waste of time, eh?

I'll start things off:

There once was a hooker from Nantucket,

 

[Ice]

There once was a hooker from Nantucket,

Who just loved to play with her bucket.

 

[Wired]

EDIT: Nevermind

 

[ProjectX2]

The last post broke the rules, so here's a new part following on from Ice's:

She had received it from the man in the store

 

[Wired]

The last post broke the rules, so here's a new part following on from Ice's:

She had received it from the man in the store

Sorry didn't pay attention to the groups of two's.


Anyway:

The man was very sad when she walked out the door.

 

[Random]

The second she walked in it brighten his day

 

[Thor]

And she did him a favor in place of pay

 

[Ultimate MJ]

but he wouldnt accept it because hes a snob

 

[Ice]

Which then he yelled "AND MY NAME IS BOB!"

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

he danced a dance, laughing deranged

 

[Ultimate MJ]

as he got brained

 

[Wired]

he then felt foolish and went straight home

 

[moonmaster]

Where he brushed his pubic hair with a golden comb.

I'm very disappointed at how clean this game has been. Hopefully I can steer it back into the realm of filthiness.

 

[Ultimate MJ]

and find a new friend named John.

 

[Wired]

then realized his favorite tv show was on

 

[moonmaster]

"Ron Jeremy Presents: The 100 Greatest Doggie Style Scenes"

 

[Iceshadow]

Pretty soon he needed a new pair of jeans.

 

[moonmaster]

And some fresh wallpaper, too.

 

[Ultimate MJ]

eeeeww

 

[moonmaster]

Said the wallpaper salesman as he looked around the room,