Poetry In Motion

[moonmaster]

Remember, people: We're looking for filth! And just a friendly reminder to keep it in couplets.


But one of the zombies was just a little frisky,

 

[Wired]

And one of his friend had way to much ****ing whiskey.

Remember, people: We're looking for filth!

We shall make this filthier than a baboon's red behind (They're filthy right?).

 

[moonmaster]

So they swaggered over to Little Bow Peep,

 

[nigma]

So they swaggered over to Little Bow Peep,

one shot to the head from the bloddy keep.

 

[Wired]

Lets get this started again, eh?

After the zombies were dead there was drunk celebration

 

[moonmaster]

It went on long into the night, with VVD getting arrested for lewd behaviour around 4:00am

That is not a good rhyme.

*adds Planet-Man to "Pillaging List"*

 

[Planet-man]

That is not a good rhyme.

*adds Planet-Man to "Pillaging List"*

Whoops, forgot it had to rhyme. Editing...

VVD was arrested for extreme inebriation

 

[ProjectX2]

And was raped in the slammer

 

[Wired]

then forever became afraid of "the hammer"

 

[Iceshadow]

Upon his release, VVD went to paint the town red.

 

[Random]

Upon his release, VVD went to paint the town red.

And got a VD when he took a chick to bed

 

[Iceshadow]

Across town Baxter was being prepped for surgery to his brain.

 

[Wired]

because he was hit by a cross-town train

 

[Iceshadow]

Because of the drugs Bax began to dream.

 

[Wired]

He had this horrible dream that his girlfriend's boobs were not as big as they had seemed

 

[ProjectX2]

And to his disgust, she had a penis

 

[Iceshadow]

Well no one ever said that Baxter was a genius.

(You try to rhyme penis, ****)

 

[Iceshadow]

Huzzah! Bass is back!

 

[nigma]

Huzzah! Bass is back!

only to get hocked on intra-crack!

 

[Iceshadow]

Bass is continuing his life of fast cars and fast women.