Quite Possibly the Greatest News Ever: Hilton as Theresa

[Steve GMan]

http://in.movies.yahoo.com/060212/43/62gtz.html

Basically, it's stating that an Indian director is looking to make a movie on the life of Mother Theresa, but that best part is that he's been feeling up Paris Hilton for the part.

I mean, it only makes sense. We've all seen those Mother Theresa videos online.

 

[Iceshadow]

The first sign of the apocalypse is here.

 

[Random]

So wait when Mother Thereas young she was a spoiled blonde white chick whose only means of success and fame comes from being a whore?

The first sign of the apocalypse is here.

Second, the first was the conception of the anti-christ, the child of Ben Afflect

 

[E]

but that best part is that he's been feeling up Paris Hilton for the part.

Heh heh heh heh...

 

[Patriot Mk2]

Heh heh heh heh...

Dirty old man!

 

[selfproclaimed]

i can see it now...


Paris: Charity is good....cuz its hot

 

[Bass]

There is no God.

 

[Steve GMan]

There is no God.

Actually, they're tapping Nick Carter for the part.

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

There is no way this is true. Paris Hilton would probably think it was a joke if she was offered the role.

 

[Planet-man]

It's totally false, because the movie would bomb.

 

[Random]

Well on the plus side, religious activists may kill Paris Hilton.

 

[Steve GMan]

There is no way this is true. Paris Hilton would probably think it was a joke if she was offered the role.

I don't know, I thought she was fantastic in "1 Night in Paris."

 

[Victor Von Doom]

The only way this movie will succeed is if Orson Scott Card write the screenplay and then has Brett Ratner direct. :lol:

 

[Random]

The only way this movie will succeed is if Orson Scott Card write the screenplay and then has Brett Ratner direct. :lol:

Wait...so how would it suceed?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Wait...so how would it suceed?

Duh......by sheer awesomeness!!!!

 

[moonmaster]

 

[Iceshadow]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[slimjim]

You're going to hell.

 

[Ice]

You're going to hell.

He's been scheduled to go since the second he was born.

 

[Doc Comic]