Quite Possibly the Greatest News Ever: Hilton as Theresa

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So wait when Mother Thereas young she was a spoiled blonde white chick whose only means of success and fame comes from being a whore?

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Steve GMan said:
but that best part is that he's been feeling up Paris Hilton for the part.

Heh heh heh heh...
 

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Well on the plus side, religious activists may kill Paris Hilton.
 
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TheManWithoutFear said:
There is no way this is true. Paris Hilton would probably think it was a joke if she was offered the role.

I don't know, I thought she was fantastic in "1 Night in Paris."
 

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The only way this movie will succeed is if Orson Scott Card write the screenplay and then has Brett Ratner direct. :lol:
 

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Victor Von Doom said:
The only way this movie will succeed is if Orson Scott Card write the screenplay and then has Brett Ratner direct. :lol:
Wait...so how would it suceed?
 

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