Swine flu

[Grocer Man]

Only one person in my county has got it. Naturally, everyone's freaking out.

For some reason, they keep posting pictures of Piglet next to warning signs.

 

[Planet-man]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

What. The. ****.

This has to be fake.

 

[Langsta]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

What. The. ****.

This has to be fake.

I told you the **** was going to hit the fan

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

What. The. ****.

This has to be fake.

Note the URL. And the fact that it's pretending to be a BBC news story.

And the Zombies.

 

[ProjectX2]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

What. The. ****.

This has to be fake.

ZOMBIES?!

Those ****ing pigs.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I coughed today.

I squealed.

I freaked out.

I haven't left the bedroom. I think...I think...I think....I need to find new porn sites.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

I coughed today.

I squealed.

I freaked out.

I haven't left the bedroom. I think...I think...I think....I need to find new porn sites.

I know a few.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

This **** ain't no joke. I'm just waiting for the news to tell a nigga its safe to have bacon for breakfast. Na'sayin?

















Sweet Christmas.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Guys I woke up this morning and had gunk in my throat.

It's either the swine flu, or maybe it has something to do with the note on my dresser from Moonie...

 

[ourchair]

 

[Ultimate Houde]

GUYS! THERE IS OVER ONE THOUSAND CASES IN THE WORLD!

You know, more people die of the regular flu per year than this stupid flu has even affected yet.

Swine Flu FAIL

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Is this over?

Can I come out from under the sheets now?

It's getting kind of rank in here.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

HA!

I was making fun of someone at work, who had the flu basically, and according to the medical center, she has the Swine Flu

IRONY ROCKS!

 

[ProjectX2]

Hmm... TOG smells like meat. Could this be a symptom? He should get himself checked out immediately.

 

[moonmaster]

Well it depends on whether or not he smells like ham.

 

[thee great one]

I started the swine flu.

 

[Bass]

:shock:

You swine!

 

[thee great one]

:shock:

You swine!

:lol:

 

[moonmaster]

I started the swine flu.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

you know the best part of this is that the pig has no expression on it's face. I bet it's butt whistles by now.