That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

its better to have the heat, than have 50 degrees with RAIN!!!!!!!.....in the middle of june!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So, I need to find a real job so I don't end up in jail.

My sister tried setting me up for an interview doing content writing for her design firm, but they said they couldn't afford to hire anyone on without experience.

So, I've been searching Monster.com for jobs in technical writing and the like. I've determined that jobs are boring, and suck.
 
Zombipanda said:
So, I need to find a real job so I don't end up in jail.

My sister tried setting me up for an interview doing content writing for her design firm, but they said they couldn't afford to hire anyone on without experience.

So, I've been searching Monster.com for jobs in technical writing and the like. I've determined that jobs are boring, and suck.
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Zombipanda always likes to add sentences that make little to no sense cause he doesn't explain them at all.

Plus, who would want to hire an undead panda who doesn't wash the dishes in the apartment.
 
Several teenagers are "taking the summer off" at my job and it looks like they're going to be sticking more hours on me as a result. And this sucks, as I don't really need the money and certainly don't think it's worth giving up huge chunks of my own summer to work that much more. ****. I'm gonna have to say something.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
Zombipanda always likes to add sentences that make little to no sense cause he doesn't explain them at all.
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My post count comprises of a sophisticated viral game. I have complex clues sprinkled all throughout my posts. If you're astute, you can piece together my identity.

Ultimate Houde said:
Plus, who would want to hire an undead panda who doesn't wash the dishes in the apartment.
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:shock: HOLY ****! I DON'T wash the dishes in my apartment!
 
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Got a new job. Working in a college cleaning up junk left by previous tenants. It's nice reasonable pay and I'll be working there full-time with some of my best friends, plus three girls (one of whom is very hot and a really great person; not interested at all, though) with whom I used to work back in the dark days when I worked in a Kiddy Play Area in a Bowling Alley.

I had to dress up as a dinosaur ten times a day... :sad:
 
Gothamite said:
Got a new job. Working in a college cleaning up junk left by previous tenants. It's nice reasonable pay and I'll be working there full-time with some of my best friends, plus three girls (one of whom is very hot and a really great person; not interested at all, though) with whom I used to work back in the dark days when I worked in a Kiddy Play Area in a Bowling Alley.

I had to dress up as a dinosaur ten times a day... :sad:
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Ireland sounds terrible.
 
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Worse yet, I was paid below minimum wage and I was given one break every five hours.

Why oh why did I spend a year picking away at my self-confidence in that stupid place...
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At least it was inside, yeah? You weren't wandering around dressed as a dinosaur with sunlight blazing on your costume, right?
 
I know all Zombipanda.

Plus you lived with me for like a year. Last year actually. And hell, you would tell me to post at this awesome website, and I told you I already post there as Ultimate Houde, and you kept saying, "But he's so much cooler than you."

And when you left you went, "Why aren't you more like Ultimate Houde..."
 
Zombipanda said:
My post count comprises of a sophisticated viral game. I have complex clues sprinkled all throughout my posts. If you're astute, you can piece together my identity.
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Michael Jackson!!!

That must be why you get on so well with Ourchair.

Because like.. you are so fun loving.

Not because you **** kids. Because you definitely don't. For legal reasons.
 
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My best friend is making 30% more than me working regular hours in an air-conditioned office building getting to sit down for 99% of the day, having pretty much his entire job consist of filing things, and when he has nothing to do, he gets to sit there and do crossword puzzles or just stare into space, and not, say, walk around a specific aisle for hours asking the occasional person if they need help finding things.

Edit: Oh, and his break is twice as long, he gets both Saturday and Sunday off, and he never has to work past 5pm.

On the brighter side since it's a University student internship and his girlfriend's aunt runs it there's a good chance they could get me a job there next summer.
 
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Planet-man said:
My best friend is making 30% more than me working regular hours in an air-conditioned office building getting to sit down for 99% of the day, having pretty much his entire job consist of filing things, and when he has nothing to do, he gets to sit there and do crossword puzzles or just stare into space, and not, say, walk around a specific aisle for hours asking the occasional person if they need help finding things.

Edit: Oh, and his break is twice as long, he gets both Saturday and Sunday off, and he never has to work past 5pm.

On the brighter side since it's a University student internship and his girlfriend's aunt runs it there's a good chance they could get me a job there next summer.
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Whine whine whine.
 
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