Re: Angel 6X05: Freak Show
Chapter 5: Shades Of Gray
"Oz why is this taking so long?" Faith asked, knowing that every moment counted on whether they would find Angel and Spike before they became the permanent kind of dead. "I thought you werewolves had super smell?"
"Well to be honest I don't have a habit of keeping mental tabs on how other men smell…it would help if we knew where to start looking for them."
"Well, that Gwen said they were living in the sewers, but the sewer system for this city is huge, so I guess that doesn't help much." Laura pointed out.
"Hang on a second, do you see that over there?" Faith said pointing in the distance.
As both Oz and Laura followed Faith's glance, they could see a troop of what could only be described as ninjas heading towards the sewer duct at the end of the street.
"Well that sure doesn't look good!" Laura said reaching for her bow.
"A group of ninjas…and I thought Sunnydale was strange! What will we see next?" said Faith. As if on cue, the trio saw a young boy running outside from where the ninjas were heading. He had a strange purple tint to his face, and as he ran closer to the group they could see his hands…except they couldn't really be described as hands as they looked more like crab claws. Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a chain flung from the midst of the ninjas around the neck of the crab boy, snapping it and killing him instantly.
"Holy crap!" Faith exclaimed.
"I think we've found our freak headquarters." Oz finally spoke up as the group shared shocked glances at what they had just witnessed.
"I'm guessing the vamps won't be far away from an event like that." Laura added.
In the freak tunnels, the ninja were pushing the battered defenders back further and further. The cyborg warriors felt almost no pain, and were stronger than everyone bar Angel and Spike, and with the numbers advantage they had, it looked like the defenders were doomed.
"Angel," shouted Spike as he decapitated another cyborg, "We need backup now!"
Wade ducked under a chain shot, and threw a dagger into the throat of a ninja.
"I got an idea." said the freak. "Brick! Get over here!"
The lumbering juggernaut ran over to Wade like an obedient dog.
"See those men in black over there, Brick?"
The monster grunted in acknowledgement.
"Well they said they are gonna kill all of your pets."
"No. No kill my squashy pets." growled the leviathan. "NO. KILL. PETS!"
Brick suddenly snapped and charged headlong at the ninja cyborgs. Angel and Spike jumped out of his path as he collided with the warriors.
"You let that thing have pets?" Spike said to Wade as Brick started demolishing the ranks of the cyborg.
"Don't be stupid." said Wade. "The idiot just collects all the rats he steps on, keeps trying to feed them or in some cases blow them back into the right shape..."
"He will stop when all the ninja are gone right?" said Angel warily.
"Hopefully." Wade said cheerily. "Its always fun to guess though, ain't it?"
Back out on the street, Faith, Oz and Laura were also fighting for their lives in the thick of the ninja. Oz had shifted into wolf form, and had taken out a fair few of the attackers with his teeth and claws. Laura had managed to kill three with her bow when they had been at a distance, and was now fighting two at a time with her axes in perfect synchrony with Faith's sword strikes. They had trained many times together in Cleveland, and although Faith wasn't usually one for friends, she had bonded surprisingly well with the redhead, and this reflected when they fought.
"These guys can't be human," Laura shouted out to her fellow slayer while delivering a perfect kick to one of the ninja's stomachs, "They're almost as fast as us!"
"That's because they're not." Oz growled in his distorted animal voice.
As Faith and Laura looked over to where werewolf Oz was fighting, they noticed all the ninja he had ripped apart. Metal strew the floor, as they noticed that the ninja also had metallic parts where many of the human organs should have been.
"Only in LA…" Laura muttered as she finished off the last of the cyborg ninja.
"Well that was a nice work out!" Faith exclaimed smiling at Laura, "Ready to see what surprises wait in store behind sewer entrance number one?!"
The defenders stood and stared in amazement as Brick tore his way through the ninja ranks. Soon all of the ninja were crushed by the big brute. Brick suddenly stopped his rampage, and became the gentle beast he was ten minutes ago.
"Metal men no hurt Brick's pets now..."
"I'm glad he's on our side." said Spike.
"Me too..." said Angel, as they both backed away slightly from the massive freak, who had found another dead rat on the floor, and was in the process of squashing it into his pocket.
Angel and Spike turned to look down the dark tunnel.
"You hear that too?" said Angel.
"Footsteps." said Spike. "This ain't over is it.."
Running through the sewers the trio came across some more ninja, but none that caused too much trouble to take out between the three of them. The tunnels were silent and so thoughts of the worst nature ran through their minds.
"We have to get to Angel and Spike," Laura said with concern in her voice.
"We'll save them, don't worry," said Oz with a reassuring tone.
As Faith, Laura and Oz reached a wide-open space in the tunnel, they glimpsed a mound of dead ninja, and a fair few of what could only have been part of the Freak Show group. As the team moved closer they could see Angel and Spike standing next to Gwen and an assort of other freaks all looking ready for a fight.
"Get away from them!" Laura shouted, as she drew her bow and aimed directly at Gwen's head.
"Woah now red, watch where you're pointing that bow of wonders eh?" Spike joked, moving closer to Gwen's side.
"Watch out Angel," shouted Laura, "I don't think the freaks are as defenceless as they say."
"Why?"
"Someone from the Council ordered us not to interfere."
"Who?" said Angel.
"Robin Wood."
"Never heard of him." said Angel.
"I have." muttered Spike. "Wanker tried to kill me back in Sunnydale during the whole First Evil crap."
"Why?"
"Well, I kinda killed his mum a while back when I was evil, she was a slayer. He had a bit of a grudge..."
"Both of us are not well liked by the Council to be honest." said Angel.
"Well, the Council were adamant that you shouldn't come to the freaks' aid." said Laura.
"Did they give a reason?"
"Well, no, not as such..."
"Well screw them." said Spike. "Me and Angel have tussled with these tin men before, and they are bad news."
"Actually Spike, we never did work out if we were classed as the bad guys there..." muttered Angel. He turned to the assembled freaks, warriors and children alike.
"But come on guys." he said. "Look at them. Mostly children and the elderly being protected by a handful of able bodies. They couldn't do anything against the cyborgs."
"Well," said Faith, "We had better get back and see what the Council have to say on it.."
"Yeah." said Spike."Lets go see what the Union of Dandies has to complain about.."