The "How Much Like Entropy Are You?" Quiz

Entropy

Well-Known Member
Yes, yes, yes, a fine and short little quiz designed to gauge how much like me you are. Who's up to the challenge? Remember, some questions have specific answers and some have very specific answers. And don't worry if you get a few wrong, the scoring system is done on a Base-2 scale.

1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

8. What was the name of your first love?

9. What movie is best?

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

11. Do you know the code?

and finally

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?
 

Fuzzy Birds

Well-Known Member
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Socky socky shoe shoe.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

Umm....

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

Noah Bennet.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

None of them.

5. Which current author (that means that they're still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

Dan effin' Brown.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Absolutely. Unless the bear is wielding a twelve-gauge shotgun.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

I have been known to, on occasion.

8. What was the name of your first love?

Jarmila.

9. What movie is best?

Old Boy.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

In some whiny rock bands imagination.

11. Do you know the code?

0100010101001011001010101010101010101010101011011010111010101010?

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

Sheer, filthy boredom.
 

SSJmole

Face-Punching As Foreign Policy
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

sock, sock, shoe, shoe

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

fresh prince of bel-air (assuming that counts)

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

Bruce Campbell

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

N/a

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

N/a

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Does the walrus have a gun?

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

Do I have a gun?

8. What was the name of your first love?

Not saying her name

9. What movie is best?

titanic

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

on your maths test

11. Do you know the code?

yes , SAVE_US.X29 X+1=Y J=9+1 so the answer is Y2J

and finally

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

Because I could
 

Bass

Nexus of the World
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Fasten, zip.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

FRIENDS.

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

They would merge to form two mirror parallel entities: Chuck Campbell and Bruce Norris.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

The New Testament.

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

Books are a fad.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Trick question! Walruses are polar bears.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

That's why I drive a car fueled by unleaded petrol.

8. What was the name of your first love?

I don't name my penis.

9. What movie is best?

The one that gives me rulership of the United Nations.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

1984. That was officially "crazy year" when people changed the basic laws of physics to try to get hover cars and all the other **** their parents promised them in the 50s. We had to go back to normal afterwards though, because some douche went too far and invented the Afro-Mullet.

11. Do you know the code?

(Z->)90o - (E-N2W)90ot = 1

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

Anything's better than going to the toilet.
 
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TwilightEL

Well-Known Member
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Sock sock shoe shoe.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

I don't watch empowering black sitcoms. Wait, that sounds sort of racist. Um... just forget it.

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

The world implodes the instant they come into contact.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

Never heard of them.

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

I don't know. I don't like Stephen King's books, but he seems like a good guy. I guess... the people who wrote the Left Behind books?

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Fend off? I guess maybe. Kill? I seriously doubt it.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

Yeah, no.

8. What was the name of your first love?

Captain Planet. Mmm... green mullet...

9. What movie is best?

Serenity.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

Nowhere.

11. Do you know the code?

Each of the first numbers refers to a word in the preamble to the Constitution. The second number (the one after the dash) is the letter in the word. Unfortunately, it only describes the fabulous treasure you could get. The ones revealing its location are still undecipherable.

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

I'm a post-count whore, I want attention, and I want to enjoy both of those before the mods lock and/or delete this thread.
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

I think Bruce would win barely, but he'd be fatally wounded.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

That one.

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

I don't hate an author... though Orson Scott Card pisses me off.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Yes.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

Yes.

8. What was the name of your first love?

Amie.

9. What movie is best?

The Shawshank Redemption.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

During 1992, a number of Mathematics books in New Zealand were misprint, and 2 + 2 = 5 was one of the incorrect calculations.

11. Do you know the code?

It depends; do you know the code?

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

I really don't know. It hurt my back.
 

Langsta

Well-Known Member
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

The former.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

I don't watch black shows.

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

Brucey Bruce would come close to beating Carlos Ray, but ultimately, Walkie TR would win.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

Uh....none.

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

Jeph Loeb for ruining what little credibility the Ultimate universe still had.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

Fo sho.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

Yeah.

8. What was the name of your first love?

I don't know.

9. What movie is best?

A Clockwork Orange.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

Bizarro-Land.

11. Do you know the code?

Yes.

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

I'm bored.
 
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Lithium

Well-Known Member
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?
Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?
It would destroy the planet, so the outcome doesnt matter.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?
They don't exist.

5. Which current author (that means that they're still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?
Any author supported by Oprah's book club.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?
It would just have to sit on the bear.

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?
Yes.

8. What was the name of your first love?
Deanna

9. What movie is best?
Many

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

For extremely large values of 2...

11. Do you know the code?
Cheez-it.

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?
No idea.
 

Iceshadow

Well-Known Member
1. How do you put your shoes and socks on; sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?

Sock, sock, shoe, shoe

2. What is your favorite empowering black sitcom?

Family Matters, and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

3. Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Campbell?

Practically, it would be Chuck.

4. What is your favorite Jesus and Mary Chain album?

I've never heard of them so they probably suck.

5. Which current author (that means that their still alive and/or have had something published in the last ten years) do you hate the most?

I don't know.

6. Can a walrus kill a polar bear?

No, haven't you ever watched Discovery channel?

7. Can YOU kill a polar bear?

If conditions are favorable.

8. What was the name of your first love?

Amy if I remember correctly.

9. What movie is best?

Back to the Future Trilogy.

10. Where does 2 + 2 = 5?

Public school.

11. Do you know the code?

Bacon.

12. Why did you bother taking this quiz?

I wanted to belong...
 

Entropy

Well-Known Member
Hmmm, so many wrong answers, it's amazing. In fact, I don't think ANYBODY's gotten a question right (though Twilight and Langsta have kinda gotten close on two).
 

Fuzzy Birds

Well-Known Member
Has anybody, in the history of the entire human race, ever dressed themselves in the order sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
 

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