The Mustard Appreciation Thread

I remember, years ago, I took a debate class, and one time, we were given the topic of deciding to change the color of mustard. My team represented the mustard industry, and our opponents represented the grey mustard commision.

Our opponents ended up winning, by revealing that we'd secretly been modifying mustard to make it more yellow.



...my debate teacher was the greatest guy I've ever met.
 
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E said:
Man, mustard is the greatest.

It is the best condiment. Hot sauce is a very, very distant second.

Cheeseburgers and hot dogs are inedible without mustard. Turkey and ham sandwiches aren't the same without it.

I ****ing love mustard. I think I will eat something for dinner that is compatible with mustard.
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What's you opinion on ketchup then?
 
I'm not a huge fan of regular mustard.

Honey mustard, however, is phenomenal.




And I like mayo.

But not slathered over everything or straight out of the jar. Moderation, people.
Joe Kalicki said:
I've been getting more and more into mustard lately.
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See, the trick is that you lay on your side and disperse your body weight, and then you just kind of crawl back to the dry ground.
Iceshadow said:
That sounds like a prominent name in the gay porn industry.
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And Man Mayo sounds like a prominent term in the gay porn industry.
 
Come to think of it, I don't really use ketchup that much anymore.

But I do put it on scrambled eggs. Some people think that's weird.
 
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I only use ketchup for french fries.

I'll get it on a fast food burger, but if it's a burger I make myself ro get at a restaurant I just use mustard.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I only use ketchup for french fries.

I'll get it on a fast food burger, but if it's a burger I make myself ro get at a restaurant I just use mustard.
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I used to use ketchup on french fries all the time. Now, rarely.

Also, I hate that "Fancy ketchup". It's nasty.

I wish my school had honey mustard. All they have is ketchup and regular mustard.
 
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I don't really eat burgers. I don't eat fries either....McDonalds sickens me. I usually just go to the BK Lounge. There I usually get like a Tendercrisp, which like comes with stuff on it. And 12-pc chicken fries with BBQ sauce. And a large Dr. Pepper/Coke mix with no ice....Yeah. I don't really like regular burgers, so I don't usually eat ketchup.
 
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