There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing...

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
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New light on Mars methane mystery

Large quantities of methane gas have been detected on Mars, Nasa scientists have announced in Science journal.

The gas could be produced either by geological activity or by life.

Methane was detected in the Martian atmosphere five years ago; scientists have found it is more abundant over particular parts of the planet.

It should last for only a short time in the atmosphere until it is destroyed by sunlight, and so its continued presence means it is being replenished.

This suggests the methane is made by an ongoing process.

The truth is out there, and it has gas

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Iceshadow

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Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

I bet the games of "Doorknob" get particularly brutal over there.
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

Please.

Martians don't fart.
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

It was an epic fart.

EPIC.

And she was in the other room. She wasn't in the room with me.
 

Bass

Nexus of the World
Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

I KNEW IT!!! It was so obvious!
 

McCheese

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Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

Hmmm. Prepare the attack shuttle. We shall conquer the Martians and force them to continuously provide us with Methane to power... whatever the hell we can use Methane to power!
It was an epic fart.

EPIC.

And she was in the other room. She wasn't in the room with me.
Epic!
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

I bet the games of "Doorknob" get particularly brutal over there.
I bet they're just using their atmosphere to make the largest dutch oven in the universe.
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Re: There Might Actually Be Life on Mars, and You'll Never Guess What It's Been Doing

Jupiter is such a *****, always complaining about it's waist size.
 

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