View Askewniverse - Timeline

[Pro Bot]

Maybe I'll just make a note that this reality is apparently Earth-616 and just move on as normal. It's so weird!! Well, I guess Archie Meets Jay and Silent Bob is a sequel to the Archie/Punisher crossover (that seems to be canon to both Earth-616 and Earth-7642 somewhat).

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

Wait, WHAT?!

I... HOW?!

How is a stoner like Silent Bob WORTHY TO HOLD MJOLNIR?!

 

[Pro Bot]

I mean, he's a pretty chill guy. Why not? If it was Jay, then I'd have an issue. Bob is a pretty nice dude in comparison.

 

[Pro Bot]

Scream 7 added, finally.

 

[Pro Bot]

The days of the week in this universe constantly shifts, oh my god. I guess it's like real life apart from the events of Clerks and Mallrats for some reason.

 

[Pro Bot]

I can now say this timeline is fully complete. I think I'm the only person on the planet to actually go this far on this particular continuity. It's certainly entertaining to see a Quick Stops comic story where the entirety of Scream VI happens between #3 and #4.

 

[Pro Bot]

I can now say this timeline is fully complete. I think I'm the only person on the planet to actually go this far on this particular continuity. It's certainly entertaining to see a Quick Stops comic story where the entirety of Scream VI happens between #3 and #4.

Uh... about that...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Napa_Boys

 

[Pro Bot]

Why is it everytime I think I've found the last View Askewniverse-related film, there turns out to be another?

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

Why is it everytime I think I've found the last View Askewniverse-related film, there turns out to be another?

Fate, perhaps?

 

[Pro Bot]

Is this how the View Askewniverse continues? Through random cameos in films and... the Scream franchise? Clerks III is just straight up the end of the storyline apart from comics I guess.

 

[Pro Bot]

Welp, it fits.

I want more cameos like Scream 3 though. Imagine they randomly appeared in Terrifier or Scary Movie or The Naked Gun, or even something ridiculous like Scooby-Doo or some random DC universe. There's something really funny to me that, no matter how seriously Scream takes itself, you can never escape the fact that it ties into poop demons, poop handshakes, poop chocolate, and, in The Napa Boys... poop and male white fluid mixed with wine... ugh, lot of poop jokes.