What are you more scared of???

[ourchair]

Ghost rapists should also be an option.

To loosely paraphrase Bill Clinton, "Ghost rape is not rape." Also, the ghost sex was the best part of Ghostbusters.

I think the worst part about ghost sex is that the ghost doesn't have to take a shower after, but you do.

I think that's an episode of "The Ghost Whisperer"

You had to bring in a Jennifer Love Hewitt TV series. Now my erection is gone.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Ghost rapists should also be an option.

Pirate Ghost Rapists. With Chainsaws.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I have, through many hours of painstaking research, deduced that the girl who sits next to me in my computer science class is a vampire. She dresses in all black, has chains and fishnets everywhere. The other day when I got a papercut, she was eyeing it for the entire class.

If she had a machine gun, I'd be pretty scared.

TGO and I both think shes hawt.

Bring her over and me and TGO will show her our machine guns.

Giggety giggety, giggety goo

Ghost rapists should also be an option.

Why would you think of this?

I'm not clicking on that.

ME neither.

And that's a Science FACT

 

[TwilightEL]

ME neither.

And that's a Science FACT

I put in my sig now.

And it's not that bad.

 

[Entropy]

Ghost rapists should also be an option.

God The Entity was such a bad movie.

 

[ultimatedjf]

This thread is awesome.

 

[thee great one]

TGO and I both think shes hawt.

Bring her over and me and TGO will show her our machine guns.

Giggety giggety, giggety goo

Giggety giggety, giggety goo.

 

[moonmaster]

Liar. You of all people here would click on it the most!

Oh god, you're right! I can't stop clicking on it!!!

*clickclickclickclickclick*

To loosely paraphrase Bill Clinton, "Ghost rape is not rape."

"Can you define what the word 'is' is?"

I think the worst part about ghost sex is that the ghost doesn't have to take a shower after, but you do.

That ectoplasm is a ***** to get out of your hair.

You had to bring in a Jennifer Love Hewitt TV series. Now my erection is gone.

HAHA! My plot has gone exactly as planned! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Pirate Ghost Rapists. With Chainsaws.

Hot.

TGO and I both think shes hawt.

Bring her over and me and TGO will show her our machine guns.

ME neither.

And that's a Science FACT

SCIENCE!​

God The Entity was such a bad movie.

I was thinking of that scene from the first volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen where The Invisible Man is raping all the women and everyone thinks that it's immaculate conception.

 

[ourchair]

You had to bring in a Jennifer Love Hewitt TV series. Now my erection is gone.

Isn't someone going to give me my erection back?!?!?!

 

[ultimatedjf]

Isn't someone going to give me my erection back?!?!?!

 

[moonmaster]

Isn't someone going to give me my erection back?!?!?!

Oh, sorry. Here you go.

*hands ourchair his erection*

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

There should be a rule against circulation of that image.

 

[moonmaster]

:lol:

and in kase u guys haven notissed, teh # of peoples whov voted 4 zombis is 23!!!OMG IT S A CONSPEERACEE232323!!!111 IT IS TEH ZOMBI APPOCKALIPS!!!111

 

[Entropy]

I was thinking of that scene from the first volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen where The Invisible Man is raping all the women and everyone thinks that it's immaculate conception.

Oh. Well, that isn't ghost rape, that's just regular see-through rape. It'd be like being raped by the Predator, and we all know he's a gentle lover :roll:.

 

[Planet-man]

TGO and I both think shes hawt.

Bring her over and me and TGO will show her our machine guns.

I think we can all agree that this is Post of the Day.

 

[Lithium]

zombies, definetly zombies. Vampires i could outsmart and avoid, but zombies always find whatever it is they want, i mean thing about it, no one ever survives the zombie attacks unless they are strong. Im not strong. at all.

 

[moonmaster]

Oh. Well, that isn't ghost rape, that's just regular see-through rape. It'd be like being raped by the Predator, and we all know he's a gentle lover :roll:.

His touch is as gentle as an angel's hand...

Sorry. If I start reminiscing about being raped by The Predator, well, we could be here all day.

I think we can all agree that this is Post of the Day.

I certainly agree.

 

[TwilightEL]

You must buy this book.

Not only is it hilarious, it actually makes good points about weaponry, survival and strategy, as well as bringing up interesting questions about the science of zombies. I actually learned from this book (while laughing).

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

You must buy this book.

Not only is it hilarious, it actually makes good points about weaponry, survival and strategy, as well as bringing up interesting questions about the science of zombies. I actually learned from this book (while laughing).

I actually already own this.

It seriously roxxorz! :rockon:

 

[moonmaster]

I have owned the Zombie Survival Guide for several years and am very well-versed in it. I actually think I started a thread on it.