ourchair
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GAHHHH!!!! BONO!!!
Seriously, I just threw up my hands and recoiled in horror right there.
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Seriously, I just threw up my hands and recoiled in horror right there.
Lynx
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So, regular Germans control the moon. And Nazis control Atlantis. And Chairman Mao controls Australia. Got it.
Robo-Stalin was German?!
It's okay. It was fake when Armstrong conquered it, too.
McCheese
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Finally. What do they teach you kids in school these days?
Oh come on. Everyone knows that!
That's like not knowing that Lincoln's zombie invaded Quebec in 1967.
Iceshadow
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I forget, was that before or after he fought with Lincoln's clone?
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
McCheese, the zombie attacked Taiwan, not Quebec. Granted, they are both inconsequential in the scheme of things.
McCheese
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Please, instead of covering for the fact your wrong, you make up a fact like Napoleon had a ghost.
Napoleon grew a mustache, wore stilts and became Hitler. And we all know Hitler ain't dead yet.
Napoleon grew a mustache, wore stilts and became Hitler. And we all know Hitler ain't dead yet.
McCheese
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Hitler was the reincarnation of Sacrates and he died in 1971 during the Great Presidential Civil War between the zombie corpses and clones of past American Presidents where he foolishly sided with clones in exchange for the plans and rights to his evil moonbase which would later be built by his subordinate Robo-Stalin.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Okay, if it's clones, I know clones. First off, Clone JFK never made it to that battle. He had a habit of walking past grassy knolls and sleeping with loose women. Clone Thomas Jefferson decided to forsake the battle, and moved to South Africa where it is rumored he has slept with almost all the females and males down there. Jungle fever and all that.
Hitler was never a reincarnation of Socrates, like I stated above, he's Napoleon on Stilts.
The zombie corspes won the battle mainly because they were the first to utilize Taft as a rolling cannonball. It's a shame to hear Napoleon Stilt man died in the battle though, I though he would win.
Hitler was never a reincarnation of Socrates, like I stated above, he's Napoleon on Stilts.
The zombie corspes won the battle mainly because they were the first to utilize Taft as a rolling cannonball. It's a shame to hear Napoleon Stilt man died in the battle though, I though he would win.
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
now this... this is a post worthy of my approval. 8)
Just sprinkle a little Secret War, some Nick Fury and a dash of racism and we've got a conspiracy baby! Don't forget some cilantro and Bolivians cocaine drug pin that started the great badger uprising of 1990 right before bush was about to step down from presidency but stopped his plans because Clinton was cleveland steaming any politician who wasn't president. That poor bastard Bob Dole (banana man?) never saw it coming. nor could he move his hands higher than his chest to block the splatter from hitting his face. also, did you know obama and cheney are 8th cousins? this is true
McCheese
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All true.
Well it's never been proven, but you'd be surprised how convincing the reincarnation arguement is.
Then his ghost attacked Taiwan.
ourchair
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That depends... pre-Crisis or post-Crisis?
Iceshadow
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Pre-Crisis, Post Civil War, Mid-Annihilation.
