Victor Von Doom
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Yeah....I thought so. It was even worse than the ditch of dead bodies in Afghanistan.
Yeah....I thought so. It was even worse than the ditch of dead bodies in Afghanistan.
my greatuncle Sam's body odor/breath
He works at a local slaughter house. The moldy old bastard doesn't bathe more than 3 times a week, and doesn't believe in brushing his teeth. So he smells of death and blood, and his breath is like he eats the asses of the cattle going through.
The messed up thing, when I was a kid, we were having a family get together, and he kept fingering the food. He wondered why he got stuck with the left overs. The man is truly repugnant.
He works at a local slaughter house. The moldy old bastard doesn't bathe more than 3 times a week, and doesn't believe in brushing his teeth. So he smells of death and blood, and his breath is like he eats the asses of the cattle going through.
The messed up thing, when I was a kid, we were having a family get together, and he kept fingering the food. He wondered why he got stuck with the left overs. The man is truly repugnant.
the watcher
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say TGO bathroom after he eats an authentic Mexican bean plater.
actually, one time my dad tryed to clean the septic tank and it got backed up so bad. You couldn't stand to be in the house for more that 2 minutes.
actually, one time my dad tryed to clean the septic tank and it got backed up so bad. You couldn't stand to be in the house for more that 2 minutes.
Iceshadow
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On certain days when the wind blows the wrong way in Lubbock, the whole town smells like the stockyards, which in turn smells like a lot of cow ****.
ProjectX2
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If you don't want people mocking you all the time, then why do you pick on people still?
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Once, we got a couple of kegs for a party on our front lawn, and there was no bathroom space to put the second keg, so we all decided to set it up in my room, since I was almost never there, and usually slept at my girl's place. It got in my floor and all over my sheets, and I didn't know it until about a month later, when it was soaked into everything and rankly old.
It was the most horrible smell you could ever imagine.
It was the most horrible smell you could ever imagine.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Cause he's smart
the watcher
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I didn't say don't mock me. I said some of you need to have a limits... most of the stuff I didn't mind, but some people didn't know when to stop. Some of the people that wouldn't stop have indicated (in their own special way) how they think of me with there mockings. Leading me to believe they mean all their hateful and snidely remarks. Beside TGO knows I just kidding and if I offended him in anyway I apologise.
McCheese
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Indeed.
There, there. Dry your tears on Kristin Kreuk's blouse.
Generally people are only offended when it's clever or funny.
the watcher
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I would but I don't want to touch anything that you stole and have been keeping that close to your crotch.
McCheese
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Well I do like to stalk celebrities...
But lately I've been perpetually following, we prefer that term to stalking, Ms. Natalie Portman. I leave her notes written entirely in V words.
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Carefull now, thats how lawsuits and restraining orders get started. Take Ice for example he's require to keep 100 feet away from Stan Lee at all times, due to his persistent obsessed questioning about Iceman.
Frapalino
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i was once a counselor at a childrens camp. i was in a bunk room with about 50 elementary age kids. since there mothers weren't around to make them bathe, they didn't. after about 3 days it got to stinking so bad in there that me and one of the other counselors threatened to take away free time if they didn't shower and clean up. enough of them did to cut down the smell. it is the worst smell i've ever smelt.
the second worse. i once picked up my back pack that i hadn't used in a long time. i looked inside and a dead rat was in there. i have no idea how it got there. it was an insane smell. it knocked me over and i almost puked. i threw the backpack outside and tried to forget about it.
the second worse. i once picked up my back pack that i hadn't used in a long time. i looked inside and a dead rat was in there. i have no idea how it got there. it was an insane smell. it knocked me over and i almost puked. i threw the backpack outside and tried to forget about it.
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
YOU'RE the worst smell ever. How does that make you feel?
the watcher
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It makes me feel like you drunk or high...
Victor Von Doom
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I :heart: Natalie. But only moreso now ever since her hardcore SNL video.
The thought of her puching, kicking, pissing on, spitting on, using me as her dirty sex slave and then disposing of my body by throwing me out of a moving vehicle gets me so hot that I couldn't NOT stalk her.
Swoon.......
McCheese
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Indeed.
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
We are related.
I just watched that video like 5 times today. I am suprised I didn't need to excuse my self to the bathroom and handle business.
I just watched that video like 5 times today. I am suprised I didn't need to excuse my self to the bathroom and handle business.
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McCheese
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Indubitably.
I'm surprised too. I would have had to excuse myself each time and I'd be seriously chaffing by the 5th go.I just watched that video like 5 times today. I am suprised I didn't need to excuse my self to the bathroom and handle business.
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Now there's a bad smell.
