"You Are NOT The Father!"

[moonmaster]

So I'm off of school for two days, and today I watched some of the greatest show ever: "Maury". For those of you who don't know, roughly 95% of Maury's shows are about paternity tests. Theres something I really don't get about these shows, and I'd like to illustrate it in the following comic strip, presented to you in MOON-O-VISION.

I think its a sign of how America's going that people seem to cheer on women who have sex with incredible numbers of men, just because they have a cute baby and their crying. Its ridiculous.

 

[ProjectX2]

I don't know what you're talking about. :lol:

 

[Bass]

Your subnic makes more sense now.

 

[E]

Post of the day, thread of the month.

 

[Random]

Yes I think I saw that episode. And really the guys are usually saying "I'll take care of the child if he's mine" and really he was the one betrayed in the relationship.

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

They have the same thing here on Brazil, and it usually ends with someone punching other or tossing a mic in someone's head.... it's really funny =)

 

[Random]

They have the same thing here on Brazil, and it usually ends with someone punching other or tossing a mic in someone's head.... it's really funny =)

Ours usually ends with somebody jumoing up and down, or falling to the ground

 

[Korinthian]

Meh.

 

[Doc Comic]

And for a real life version, http://www.youtube.com/w/You-are-not-the-father?v=-ZPgytKzUp8&search=you are not the father

 

[moonmaster]

Yes I think I saw that episode.

Thats every episode.

 

[Random]

Thats every episode.

only about 90% the other 10% are caught on tape, "out of control" kids, physically/mentally disable people. and victims of something. And also I saw an episode where the chick returned for the fourth time and the guy was named Kareem

 

[moonmaster]

"out of control" kids

Yesterday they had a former "out of control" teen guest who (suprise, surprise) didn't know who her baby's father was.

 

[Random]

Yesterday they had a former "out of control" teen guest who (suprise, surprise) didn't know who her baby's father was.

Wow, why didn't this happen sooner?

 

[selfproclaimed]

maury is awesome...he is the truth...he brings familys back together...povich for president!!!!

 

[slimjim]

I watching Maury's top ten paternity test right now:twisted:

 

[slimjim]

And for a real life version, http://www.youtube.com/w/You-are-not-the-father?v=-ZPgytKzUp8&search=you are not the father

 

[ultimatedjf]

That is hilarious.