The Meat Thread

I had potted meat food product once, and then never again.

Imagine peanut butter made out of... well, I'm not sure. It probably was a mammal. Possibly had hooves. A pig, maybe, or a cow.

*gags*
 
I had potted meat food product once, and then never again.

Imagine peanut butter made out of... well, I'm not sure. It probably was a mammal. Possibly had hooves. A pig, maybe, or a cow.

*gags*
Are you talking about liver spread or pate maybe? Cause that stuff is actually rather enjoyable with a bit of focaccia.
 
Ourchair's avatar does NOT belong in this thread. :sick:
 
I'm a big fan of the red meat.....but you can't forget the other white meat.


CHICKEN!



And McDonald's has me hooked on their Snack Wraps. Both the ranch and honey mustard! I think they put something in it to make me crave it fortnightly.



So good......
 
I'm having my favorite so-bad-for-you-but-so-tasty food tonight: Large KFC Popcorn Chicken with a side of Mac & Cheese. Mmm.

And I'd like to go on the record and say that's the only fast food joint food I eat. McDonalds is gross. (As is KFC, but still.)
 
[IMGL]http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/experimentego/Balut_Egg.jpg[/IMGL]Just had some balut. Yum, yum.

It's basically an aborted duck fetus.

It's been featured as a 'challenge' on Fear Factor before. They're actually quite delicious, but the Fear Factor staff make it a point to cook it themselves. I get the feeling they don't do it very well, since the write up emphasizes "a terrible smell that works its way into your nostrils" and "a miniature duck inside, complete with feathers!" and I doubt they intend to cook it in any way as to make it EASIER for their contestants to eat.

Ideally, they should be cooked and aged such that the feathers and beak and claws of the duck are not present, or at the very least --- soft and underdeveloped --- and again, I doubt Fear Factor tries to do anything about that.

They are absolutely delicious, have a great salty taste and go wonderful with beer. And I don't even drink beer. I just use beer as an excuse to be given balut.

Unfortunately, it is said to be next to impossible to obtain good balut in the United States, so I doubt any of the Yanquis on this board could get a chance to appreciate it.

However, eating balut is an act of reverence. You can't just pop the whole thing in your mouth, unless you have a big mouth. You have to eat it component by component --- the brothy soupy fluids inside, the tasty yolky stuff, the duck fetus. According to one writer, it is a reverent contemplation of the duckling, who is forever asleep.

All hail the balut.
 
[IMGL]http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/experimentego/Balut_Egg.jpg[/IMGL]Just had some balut. Yum, yum.

It's basically an aborted duck fetus.

It's been featured as a 'challenge' on Fear Factor before. They're actually quite delicious, but the Fear Factor staff make it a point to cook it themselves. I get the feeling they don't do it very well, since the write up emphasizes "a terrible smell that works its way into your nostrils" and "a miniature duck inside, complete with feathers!" and I doubt they intend to cook it in any way as to make it EASIER for their contestants to eat.

Ideally, they should be cooked and aged such that the feathers and beak and claws of the duck are not present, or at the very least --- soft and underdeveloped --- and again, I doubt Fear Factor tries to do anything about that.

They are absolutely delicious, have a great salty taste and go wonderful with beer. And I don't even drink beer. I just use beer as an excuse to be given balut.

Unfortunately, it is said to be next to impossible to obtain good balut in the United States, so I doubt any of the Yanquis on this board could get a chance to appreciate it.

However, eating balut is an act of reverence. You can't just pop the whole thing in your mouth, unless you have a big mouth. You have to eat it component by component --- the brothy soupy fluids inside, the tasty yolky stuff, the duck fetus. According to one writer, it is a reverent contemplation of the duckling, who is forever asleep.

All hail the balut.

I featured that same pic on The Daily Weird a while ago. It was also used in a challenge on the American version of Survivor.
 
I featured that same pic on The Daily Weird a while ago. It was also used in a challenge on the American version of Survivor.
Link please.

I'm surprised you didn't ask us Philippinoes about it. It's yummy. Now I want some.

Bringing up balut would've been more appropriate if I was still sporting Aborto as my avatar.
 
Right now, I'm eating a delicious bacon cheeseburger...
[IMGL]http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/experimentego/Balut_Egg.jpg[/IMGL]Just had some balut. Yum, yum.

It's basically an aborted duck fetus.

It's been featured as a 'challenge' on Fear Factor before. They're actually quite delicious, but the Fear Factor staff make it a point to cook it themselves. I get the feeling they don't do it very well, since the write up emphasizes "a terrible smell that works its way into your nostrils" and "a miniature duck inside, complete with feathers!" and I doubt they intend to cook it in any way as to make it EASIER for their contestants to eat.

Ideally, they should be cooked and aged such that the feathers and beak and claws of the duck are not present, or at the very least --- soft and underdeveloped --- and again, I doubt Fear Factor tries to do anything about that.

They are absolutely delicious, have a great salty taste and go wonderful with beer. And I don't even drink beer. I just use beer as an excuse to be given balut.

Unfortunately, it is said to be next to impossible to obtain good balut in the United States, so I doubt any of the Yanquis on this board could get a chance to appreciate it.

However, eating balut is an act of reverence. You can't just pop the whole thing in your mouth, unless you have a big mouth. You have to eat it component by component --- the brothy soupy fluids inside, the tasty yolky stuff, the duck fetus. According to one writer, it is a reverent contemplation of the duckling, who is forever asleep.

All hail the balut.
...I don't think I'm hungry anymore.
Link please.

I'm surprised you didn't ask us Philippinoes about it. It's yummy. Now I want some.

Bringing up balut would've been more appropriate if I was still sporting Aborto as my avatar.
I've heard that Fried Aborto is absolutely delicious.
 
I prefer it grilled. It's healthier that way.

WIth some cajun spices, but remember to bast it in it's juices for a couple of hours in your fridge before hand.

And yet yours is the country that invented the deep-fried Twinkie. You ****ing barbarians.

You sure that was us?

Simply because England puts everything in the fryer before we do.
 
An Englishman wouldn't know what a Twinkie is unless it bit him in the ***, let alone deep fry it.

Please, they deep fry everything over there, and egg, Mars Bars, themselves.

They probably invented the deep fried twinkie, and you simply have misplaced hate
 
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Please, they deep fry everything over there, and egg, Mars Bars, themselves.

They probably invented the deep fried twinkie, and you simply have misplaced hate
There is no such thing as misplaced hate. Go ask the people who flew planes into the WTC.


*OURCHAIR GOES TO HELL*
 
Well, I hate Filipinos for coming up with that rock music people listen too.
Don't be stupid. Rock was invented by Elvis. It is He you should hate, for he also invented the deep fried sandwich.

And now the Circle of Hate is complete.

And who listens to Filipino rock, anyway? Certainly not me. I hate that crap.
 
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