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Gemini said:
If you have two of the same gender that are really close in age you could always bunkbed them
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I think that's what we're going to do. My 2 existing kids are 3 years apart. Boy and girl, but I think it will be OK until they get older. I'm not having one of them share a room with an infant.
 
You're 30 and you've got three kids already?

Jesus Christ, dude. That's industrious.

Congratulations
 
E said:
I think that's what we're going to do. My 2 existing kids are 3 years apart. Boy and girl, but I think it will be OK until they get older. I'm not having one of them share a room with an infant.
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do you have like a den or a computer room or something that could be converted?
 
Gemini said:
do you have like a den or a computer room or something that could be converted?
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No. But if I did have a computer room I certainly wouldn't be giving it up. I already lost out on having a desk, which now sits in the basement.
 
I'm sure ourchair would take one of them.
 
Hibiki said:
Except the only creatures they'll encounter are roaches and mice. He needs raid, mouse traps and MWOF.
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MWoF will just be happy for a basement to live in, and children to scream at.

We could also bring in Nathan Lane and Lee Evans.
 
E said:
So, today was the last day of my 20s.

Yeah...pretty sucky. I don't feel 30 though, so that's good.
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30 is the new 45. Happy birthday, you old fart.
And I got quite the birthday surprise a couple weeks ago.

#3, due in October.
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Another one? Geez.

I'm giving you a pack of condoms and a safe sex pamphlet at the con.
We have no idea where we're going to put it.
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Do what my parents did, stick your two older kids in the same room and give the baby it's own room. That way they'll always have an unnatural hatred for #3 or as he/she will come to be called "The ******* Room Stealer".
thee great one said:
E should let us start a poll to name his baby.


Like Doom did with his dog.
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That is a brilliant idea.

Names to follow.
Zombipanda said:
MWoF will just be happy for a basement to live in, and children to scream at.

We could also bring in Nathan Lane and Lee Evans.
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:lol:
 
Pardon me while I laugh at all you guys who actually think that 30 is, like, old or something. :lol:

Zombipanda said:
Hibiki said:
E said:
So, today was the last day of my 20s.

Yeah...pretty sucky. I don't feel 30 though, so that's good.

And I got quite the birthday surprise a couple weeks ago.

#3, due in October.

We have no idea where we're going to put it.

[snip]But if I did have a computer room I certainly wouldn't be giving it up. I already lost out on having a desk, which now sits in the basement.
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there you go, kids love basements.
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:D It'll be like sending them on a magic adventure to Narnia!
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Or the Secrets of Droon series, where the characters find a doorway to a different world in their cellar. And which Jackson should be old enough to start reading in two or three years.

Anyway, congratulations on the expected new arrival. For some reason it seems as though half the people I know have had or are expecting a child this year. :shock: Must be something in the water....

Sounds like I'd better get to work on more baby bibs! :D
 
I've come up with a few possible names for E's next kid.

Boy Names
Stumpy – If he loses a limb later in life you'll look like a total psychic.
Matlock – You old people love Matlock.
McCheese – You know you want to.
Nambla – Now that's catchy!
Jesus of Nasafunk – The Second Coming… of FUNK.
Hatemonger – This one might be a little too on the nose with you raising the boy.

Girl Names
Bessy - Like the cow!
Chuck – Everyone likes a chick with a dude's name.
McCheese – The all purpose name.
Candy – Cause she'll probably be a stripper.
Tequila – Read above.
Laquisha – In case that handsome black man down the street is the real father.

Both
Hermy – Says it all right there.
 
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McCheese said:
I've come up with a few possible names for E's next kid.

Boy Names
Stumpy – If he loses a limb later in life you'll look like a total psychic.
Matlock – You old people love Matlock.
McCheese – You know you want to.
Nambla – Now that's catchy!
Jesus of Nasafunk – The Second Coming… of FUNK.
Hatemonger – This one might be a little too on the nose with you raising the boy.

Girl Names
Bessy - Like the cow!
Chuck – Everyone likes a chick with a dude's name.
McCheese – The all purpose name.
Candy – Cause she'll probably be a stripper.
Tequila – Read above.
Laquisha – In case that handsome black man down the street is the real father.

Both
Hermy – Says it all right there.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Holy hell, this just cheered me up from a bad funk in a BIIIGGG way. Thank you, McCheese.
 
I'm only 22, go youth!

Also, in reference to names I think Nash is a good one.

McCheese said:
I've come up with a few possible names for E's next kid.

Boy Names
Stumpy – If he loses a limb later in life you'll look like a total psychic.
Matlock – You old people love Matlock.
McCheese – You know you want to.
Nambla – Now that's catchy!
Jesus of Nasafunk – The Second Coming… of FUNK.
Hatemonger – This one might be a little too on the nose with you raising the boy.

Girl Names
Bessy - Like the cow!
Chuck – Everyone likes a chick with a dude's name.
McCheese – The all purpose name.
Candy – Cause she'll probably be a stripper.
Tequila – Read above.
Laquisha – In case that handsome black man down the street is the real father.

Both
Hermy – Says it all right there.
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:lol::lol:

Nobody ****s with the Jesus of Nasafunk, lest they get served.
 
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