Most Ill-Conceived Super-Hero Movie Ideas

I'm going to post mine here first and see what you guys think of it before I put it up there. I'll probably do another one before the contest is over.

I couldn't think of anything stunningly original, so I just went with an old standby...




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NOTE: All Teen Titans casting choices are unashamedly stolen from DSF's great dreamcast from ages ago.

Surely another POTD.

More respect for LUVSTROK3THEINSPERM1NATOR. Everyone knows that every child molester on the Internet use Yahoo as their e-mail. :rockon:
 
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I came up with at least three or four other ideas this morning. I'll have to do a few of them.
I'm surprised my name isn't there.
God, does everything having to do with child molestation have to be about you?
Surely another POTD.

More respect for LUVSTROK3THEINSPERM1NATOR. Everyone knows that every child molester on the Internet use Yahoo as their e-mail. :rockon:
I know, I heard that ourchair uses Yahoo.
HEY! I use Yahoo.
See.
No that was at a friends house.
Your friend should get new friends.
So, this friend of yours... does he like Venom a lot?
It's called "roleplaying".

And I'm not talking about dungeons and dragons.
 
Entry #3:

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Meh. Its a little flat. Needs something along the lines of the "LUVSTROK3THEINSPERM1NATOR" thing from your first poster.
Maybe I could add a cast: all pornstars. Except the only really name-recognizable female pornstar I can think of is Jenna Jameson.
 
I would watch that Maus movie.
 
On the contrary, I think the Maus one is great and wouldn't be too surprised if it actually made the list in the article. I'd try and make some of the dialouge clearer though, and a trick I learned is that if you save an MS paint file as a Bmp and then upload it to ImageShack, it converts it to a smaller file without the drop in quality that jpegging it with Paint triggers.
 
Bah! None of me or Moony's designs placed in the Top-20. I'm objectively pissed about it. MAUS was a million times funnier and more creative than - oh wow - Steel 2.:roll: A lot of the winners were very good, but... bah.

This week's contest is photoshopping videogame power-ups into real life photos. I'd say about 80% of the entries so far have consisted of Mario Kart turtle shells pasted into stock footage of highways and racetracks. A really good one, though, was the Guitar Hero crawling-guitar-neck-thing added to the bottom of a photo of Led Zepplin, which gave me the idea to use an already popular photograph.....


























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Bah! None of me or Moony's designs placed in the Top-20. I'm objectively pissed about it. MAUS was a million times funnier and more creative than - oh wow - Steel 2.:roll: A lot of the winners were very good, but... bah.
I know.

I understand why they didn't pick any of mine - I think I was trying a little too hard - but some of those just aren't trying hard enough.

(And second place for a lame in-joke reference? What kind of bull**** is that.)
This week's contest is photoshopping videogame power-ups into real life photos. I'd say about 80% of the entries so far have consisted of Mario Kart turtle shells pasted into stock footage of highways and racetracks. A really good one, though, was the Guitar Hero crawling-guitar-neck-thing added to the bottom of a photo of Led Zepplin, which gave me the idea to use an already popular photograph.....

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:lol:

I've gotta do this. I just need to think of something clever.
 

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