Most Ill-Conceived Super-Hero Movie Ideas

[Planet-man]

This week's Cracked.com Photoshop contest is to create posters for the most ill-conceived superhero movie ideas. I know I'm going to be making one(I've got a great idea that I've been saving for a topic just like this, but am going to have to try and pull it off with Windows Paint for lack of Photoshop. But I'm pretty good with Paint). I know we've got some other 'shop wizards here who are going to want to try this.

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic...4.08-most-ill-conceived-superhero-movie-ideas

One of the better entries so far:

 

[Iceshadow]

You should make one for classic Luke Cage with RDJ in blackface.

 

[ProjectX2]

 

[Joe Kalicki]

You should make one for classic Luke Cage with RDJ in blackface.

I already saw black RDJ as Falcon on Jinxworld, and it was quite amazing.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title.

 

[bluebeast]

My favorite is Brett Ratner's Uncle Ben.
One is white and dead.
One is black and tasty.

 

[Gemini]

The Vin Deisel, Street Sharks one gave me a chuckle

 

[Iceshadow]

I liked the Kirk Cameron in Preacher, and the the Emo Girl one.

 

[Planet-man]

Here is what I'm submitting. I'm pretty happy with it:

 

[Iceshadow]

Cool.

I really want to see someone do a "Mace and Machete" (aka M&M) poster.

 

[E]

My favorite is Brett Ratner's Uncle Ben.
One is white and dead.
One is black and tasty.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here is what I'm submitting. I'm pretty happy with it:

Post of the Day. That's brilliant.

 

[Planet-man]

Whoa! Awesome, thanks.

 

[Drunken Pickle]

Lol. That was the funniest thing i've seen or heard all day long

 

[Gothamite]

That Howard the Duck one had me giggling for a whole minute, for no discernable reason. I even have it as my desktop wallpaper. It's not even that funny, I really don't get why I keep laughing at it.

"He's gonna' duck you up!"

 

[Planet-man]

The Ebert quote was the funniest part of that one.

 

[moonmaster]

I'm going to post mine here first and see what you guys think of it before I put it up there. I'll probably do another one before the contest is over.

I couldn't think of anything stunningly original, so I just went with an old standby...

NOTE: All Teen Titans casting choices are unashamedly stolen from DSF's great dreamcast from ages ago.

 

[Planet-man]

Good job. The tagline at the bottom really sells it.

 

[ProjectX2]

Spider-Man 3 spin-off...

 

[Zombipanda]

Spider-Man 3 spin-off...

Does mole really have that many toys on his wall?

 

[ourchair]

I'm going to post mine here first and see what you guys think of it before I put it up there. I'll probably do another one before the contest is over.

I couldn't think of anything stunningly original, so I just went with an old standby...

NOTE: All Teen Titans casting choices are unashamedly stolen from DSF's great dreamcast from ages ago.

I'm surprised my name isn't there.

 

[Iceshadow]

LUVSTROK3THEINSPERM1NATOR is ****ing genius.