One of the headlines seen in the comic: "POLICE WARN OF BIZARRE 'MOON-MAN' PRESSING BARE BUTTOCKS AGAINST GOTHAM WINDOWS" Uh,.......I just want to assure you that I've never ever been to Gotham City. Never. Ever.
Bruce on Batman's costume: "The muted tones say 'Business up front!' but the cape screams 'Party in the back!'"