Carlos Mencia is a thief and a hack

[Bass]

Yer know, I saw Bass today and this has a certain Jaynestown's esque feel to it; 'How could I stay away'. Well fear not loyal fans, for the 4 of you who have missed my erratic (we shall say ahead of it's time, post-modern if you will) sense of humour shall have something new to chew on tomorrow, when Microsoft Paint and my brain shall answer the question:

Just what happens when the Manliest Man Film is mixed with the Unmanlienest Man film?...so far this year

Admittedly I have not seen one of the films that shall be featured, but accuracy is of little interest and no consequence.

You guys rock

Not Bass

HEY!

You insulted me! And yet... it sounds cool. So I don't know what to think.

Except I'm a mod here, biznatch. I can ban you. I've been doing it a lot lately. People are ****s, dontchaknow.

 

[E]

Yer know, I saw Bass today and this has a certain Jaynestown's esque feel to it; 'How could I stay away'. Well fear not loyal fans, for the 4 of you who have missed my erratic (we shall say ahead of it's time, post-modern if you will) sense of humour shall have something new to chew on tomorrow, when Microsoft Paint and my brain shall answer the question:

Just what happens when the Manliest Man Film is mixed with the Unmanlienest Man film?...so far this year

Admittedly I have not seen one of the films that shall be featured, but accuracy is of little interest and no consequence.

You guys rock

Not Bass

HOT.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

And let's make sure we understand the difference between saying Carlos Mencia is an ******* whom I wouldn't feel bad about if he was dead because he's a racist and a thief....and a guy whose artwork I don't like.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Langsta]

I can't stand Carlos Mencia, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Ellen DeGeneres, the current cast of SNL, or the people on the show Human Giant.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I can't stand Carlos Mencia, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Ellen DeGeneres, the current cast of SNL, or the people on the show Human Giant.

What's your opinion of Hitler?

 

[Langsta]

Are you expecting some kind of witty reply? I just think all the people I've listed are annoying, that's all.

 

[TwilightEL]

Does Carlos Mencia have any of his own jokes that don't boil down to "I"m a minority so I can't be racist"?

 

[E]

Does Carlos Mencia have any of his own jokes that don't boil down to "I"m a minority so I can't be racist"?

I dunno, but I made up a funny joke where Carlos Mencia and Robin Williams die in a head-on collision and the shrapnel kills Avril Lavigne, who is standing nearby. I should tell it some time.

Actually, I just did.






(waits for Proj)

 

[Hibiki]

Human Giant is AWESOME!!!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I dunno, but I made up a funny joke where Carlos Mencia and Robin Williams die in a head-on collision and the shrapnel kills Avril Lavigne, who is standing nearby. I should tell it some time.

Actually, I just did.






(waits for Proj)

Anyone else that should be standing nearby?

 

[McCheese]

I can't stand Carlos Mencia, Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Jerry Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Ellen DeGeneres, the current cast of SNL, or the people on the show Human Giant.

I was with you untio you said Lewis Black. Now we are mortal enemies.

Also Ellen DeGeneres is only moderately annoying.

Are you expecting some kind of witty reply? I just think all the people I've listed are annoying, that's all.

Yeah E, how dare you expect a witty response?! We aren't your trained monkeys here to make you laugh!

Do I amuse you?

I dunno, but I made up a funny joke where Carlos Mencia and Robin Williams die in a head-on collision and the shrapnel kills Avril Lavigne, who is standing nearby. I should tell it some time.

Actually, I just did.






(waits for Proj)

:lol:

Now that's comedy.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I was with you untio you said Lewis Black. Now we are mortal enemies.

Also Ellen DeGeneres is only moderately annoying.

Lewis Black roolz teh skool.


And Ellen......is slightly funny.

 

[McCheese]

Lewis Black roolz teh skool.


And Ellen......is slightly funny.

Indeed.

 

[E]

Anyone else that should be standing nearby?

Jimmy Fallon.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Jimmy Fallon.

Can we at least get one more Barry Gibbs impersonation outta him first? Or maybe another "Boston Accent" sketch with him and Ben Affleck before he goes?

 

[McCheese]

Jimmy Fallon.

Paris Hilton, Sean Penn, and Mark Wahlberg.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Paris Hilton, Sean Penn, and Mark Wahlberg.

NOT MARK WAHLBERG!?!?!?!


Who will bring back the Funky Bunch?

 

[McCheese]

NOT MARK WAHLBERG!?!?!?!


Who will bring back the Funky Bunch?

Aren't they already dead? Think of this as a reunion.

 

[Planet-man]

My opinion of Mark Wahlberg dropped a fair bit when I found out some of the stuff he actually did a teen.... it's great that he's come so far from all that, but imagine how the stranger he tried to kill for no reason and ended up losing an eye and barely surviving feels to see him rich and famous.:neutral:

 

[McCheese]

My opinion of Mark Wahlberg dropped a fair bit when I found out some of the stuff he actually did a teen.... it's great that he's come so far from all that, but imagine how the stranger he tried to kill for no reason and ended up losing an eye and barely surviving feels to see him rich and famous.:neutral:

Huh, my opinion of him dropped after I saw the remake of Planet of the Apes.

 

[Langsta]

I was with you untio you said Lewis Black. Now we are mortal enemies.

I just said Lewis Black because I think his voice is kind of annoying.

Wait....when did this thread start to become a discussion about Mark Wahlberg? Oh well. Don't be dissin' Marky Mark.

 

[Random]

Can we at least get one more Barry Gibbs impersonation outta him first? Or maybe another "Boston Accent" sketch with him and Ben Affleck before he goes?

...no, he must go... NOW!

 

[Ice]

Jimmy Fallon is teh awesome.

Carlos is not. He's too stuck on one thing in his routine.

 

[Random]

Jimmy Fallon is teh awesome.

:x .... Road cycling skills...

 

[Ice]

:x .... Road cycling skills...

Say what now?

But that's off-topic. Keep the hate for Carlos going.

 

[Langsta]

Paris Hilton, Sean Penn, and Mark Wahlberg.

You got beef with Sean Penn?


Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to go off-topic....Carlos Mencia sucks!!!! Burn, Carlos, burn! Burn in hell you thieving son of a *****!

Damn, once again censored by the boards....b*tch!

Carlos Mencia is a poor man's Dave Chapelle! Damn yous, Mencia! Damn yoooooos!!!!!

 

[Hibiki]

You got beef with Sean Penn?


Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to go off-topic....Carlos Mencia sucks!!!! Burn, Carlos, burn! Burn in hell you thieving son of a *****!

Damn, once again censored by the boards....b*tch!

Carlos Mencia is a poor man's Dave Chapelle! Damn yous, Mencia! Damn yoooooos!!!!!

The first season was okay. But everything after that is just the same old,"oh look at me being offensive and making fun of complainers, this is what i do! c'mon! *spanish slur* (other dumb mencia logic) *spanish slur* wah wah wah to hell with the complainers... back after these messages."

 

[Planet-man]

The first season was okay. But everything after that is just the same old,"oh look at me being offensive and making fun of complainers, this is what i do! c'mon! *spanish slur* (other dumb mencia logic) *spanish slur* wah wah wah to hell with the complainers... back after these messages."

You forgot "DUR dur durrrrrrr"!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Even his first season was weak.

The whole show, from start to finish, has been like one big filler for The Chappelle Show.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Are you expecting some kind of witty reply?

From you? No, I guess not.