Could you beat Entropy in a fight?

[Entropy]

You know, all that talk of trying to get McCheese and Houde to duel in the Greatest Member thread got me thinking, "could anyone here beat ME in a fight?" And the simple answer is. . . no, no they couldn't.

However, I decided to be fair and give them (i.e. YOU) a chance to rebut.

So here it is. Post your scenarios for beating me, no matter how outlandish or contrived. You know Jeet Kun Do? You have a gun that can shoot through walls? YOU HAVE LASER EYES?! Sure, let's pretend. Write it out and I'll be more than happy to prove you wrong.

And of course if you don't respond, I already won.



Go.

 

[Gemini]

It's quiet simple I am a time displaced version of you from 15 years in the future, so I am you but I have 15 years more experience of kicking ***.

I win.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I've killed men before and consider getting into fights a personal hobby.


Have you?


If not....I win.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

We fight, you win. I decide to make you dinner. I poison said dinner.

I win.

 

[SSJmole]

Could I beat Entropy in a fight?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Of course I could. That's like asking the flash can he out run a one legged man.

 

[Planet-man]

I don't need to beat Entropy in a fight. His body is gradually breaking down to its simplest form as we speak. Science.

What's that, I just beat Houde too? At his own game? Well then.

 

[marvelman]

*hugs entropy*

 

[Zombipanda]

I AM Entropy. What's more entropic than a walking, talking, rotting panda corpse?

I win.

 

[McCheese]

Defeat Entropy in fisticuffs, you say? Why, my dear lad, this is the task for a mere adolescent. This is not a duty one would ask of a gentleman of my stature. But for the sake of argument let me assure you that I would handily whoop yon forum poster and could do so with one arm lashed behind by back. Defeating such an adversary would be no more of a challenge for me than reading the funny pages in the morning paper or ordering my servants to clean my boots with their tongues. Why I dare say I could easily defeat him while blindfolded or incapacitated in some similar manner. I sincerely doubt that he could land a single blow upon my personage and I believe that I would surely finish the matter in due haste. If we began the fight at 5:59 in the post meridian I would soundly defeat him in time to enjoy my nightly 6 o'clock dinner.

In other words, bring it chump.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I don't need to beat Entropy in a fight. His body is gradually breaking down to its simplest form as we speak. Science.

What's that, I just beat Houde too? At his own game? Well then.

That's not a fight.

The rules clearly state you need to beat him in a fight.

 

[Grocer Man]

That's not a fight.

The rules clearly state you need to beat him in a fight.

It could be a fight of wits.

 

[Lynx]

Yes.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Grocer-Man...puppy.....Planet-Man's method of defeating Entropy is not a battle of wits. It's merely waiting and let nature do the work for him.

 

[Zombipanda]

Grocer-Man...puppy.....Planet-Man's method of defeating Entropy is not a battle of wits. It's merely waiting and let nature do the work for him.

Houde, babushka!

That is a battle. a battle of attrition!

 

[thee great one]

Haven't I beat Entropy already.

 

[Iceshadow]

I'll abort you right now.

Defeat Entropy in fisticuffs, you say? Why, my dear lad, this is the task for a mere adolescent. This is not a duty one would ask of a gentleman of my stature. But for the sake of argument let me assure you that I would handily whoop yon forum poster and could do so with one arm lashed behind by back. Defeating such an adversary would be no more of a challenge for me than reading the funny pages in the morning paper or ordering my servants to clean my boots with their tongues. Why I dare say I could easily defeat him while blindfolded or incapacitated in some similar manner. I sincerely doubt that he could land a single blow upon my personage and I believe that I would surely finish the matter in due haste. If we began the fight at 5:59 in the post meridian I would soundly defeat him in time to enjoy my nightly 6 o'clock dinner.

In other words, bring it chump.

Jolly good show!

 

[Random]

Of course I would take all... what? ...You don't think I could?...

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT ANY OPPONENT COULD DEFEAT SOMEONE WITH MUSCLES AS BEAUTIFUL AND GRACEFUL AS THESE!!!

 

[moonmaster]

'Conflict' is a mechanism imposed upon humanity by our collective unconscious in order to "grow" consciousness through suffering, which induces conditioned learning. At this current stage of human development, we have begun to out grow conflict and must learn that "beating" one's enemy does not require the superficial defeat of said enemy, but the acceptance and assimilation of their personality into your own and vice versa. In reality, all our life lines stretch back towards the same point, meaning that individuality is an illusion that we impose upon ourselves. So, I hereby abandon the illusory divide between you and I, Entropy, and accept the truth that there is no separation between us. We are One, We are The Supercontext.






CHECK AND MATE, BIIITCH!!

 

[Zombipanda]

'Conflict' is a mechanism imposed upon humanity by our collective unconscious in order to "grow" consciousness through suffering, which induces conditioned learning. At this current stage of human development, we have begun to out grow conflict and must learn that "beating" one's enemy does not require the superficial defeat of said enemy, but the acceptance and assimilation of their personality into your own and vice versa. In reality, all our life lines stretch back towards the same point, meaning that individuality is an illusion that we impose upon ourselves. So, I hereby abandon the illusory divide between you and I, Entropy, and accept the truth that there is no separation between us. We are One, We are The Supercontext.






CHECK AND MATE, BIIITCH!!

That means that you and Entropy share one, tiny penis.

That's so gay.

Check and mate!

 

[moonmaster]

That means that you and Entropy share one, tiny penis.

That's so gay.

Check and mate!

All are one with The Supercontext.

Including Ron Jeremy.